PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lucifer Satan (ranked 572 p4p, 27 weight class) and Robbie Luatua (ranked 441 p4p, 17 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Satan
vs
Luatua

200 cm
36
288 lbs
27 - 14 - 0

189 cm
36
258 lbs
32 - 14 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 14 - 0, fighting out of New York, Lucifer Satan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 14 - 0, fighting out of London, Robbie Luatua!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Steven Brown and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A combination from Satan does no damage.
Luatua keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Satan.
Luatua lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Satan displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Luatua throws out the jab.
Satan throws a big counter combination but Luatua scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Satan throws a shot to the body.
Satan dips to his left and cracks Luatua with an uppercut!
Luatua is looking to clinch but Satan is avoiding it.
Satan scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Satan scores with a decent looking hook.
Satan tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Luatua.
Satan circles away from the clinch attempt.
Satan takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Satan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Luatua was well out of range. Poor timing from Satan.
Satan swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Luatua counters with a lovely straight right hand!

It looks like Lucifer Satan has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Luatua swinging wildly here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Satan swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Luatua looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Satan rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Luatua moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Luatua misses the shot to the body.
Satan lands a jab to Luatua's midsection.
Satan throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Luatua cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Satan throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Luatua counters with a nice body kick.
Luatua blocks the body kick.
A swing and a miss from Luatua.
Satan scores with a body shot.
Satan has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Luatua finds it's way round the side to connect with Satan's head.
Satan cracks the inside of Luatua's front leg.
Satan lands an overhand right.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A jab from Satan finds it's way through Luatua's defenses.
Satan tries to work over Luatua's front leg with a kick but Luatua checks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Luatua throws a body kick that misses.
Satan misses with a low kick.
A leg kick checked by Luatua.
Satan connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Luatua fails in his attempt to clinch.
Satan takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A combination from Satan does no damage.
Satan throws a body shot but no joy.
Satan misses the shot to the body.
Satan moves out of range of the leg kick from Luatua.
Satan throws out a loose jab but Luatua uses good head movement to avoid it.
A combination from Satan does no damage.
Satan throws a body kick that misses.
Luatua doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Satan throws a hook to the side of Luatua's head but Luatua sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Satan throws a jab but it's blocked by Luatua.
Luatua looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Luatua misses with a body shot.
A little feinted left hand from Satan on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Luatua misses with a body kick.
Satan looks to score with a jab to the body but Luatua is just out of range.
Satan slips under a jab.
Jab by Satan.
Satan is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Satan lands a nice hook to Luatua's body. Luatua takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Luatua looks to land a combination but Satan avoids it well.
It looked like Satan wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Luatua gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Satan.
Luatua misses with an uppercut. Satan saw that one coming.
Luatua throws a jab when Satan was well out of range.
Satan throws a sloppy head kick and Luatua moves out of range easily.
Luatua fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Satan looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Satan blocks a jab.

Luatua gets a clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Satan.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Satan blocks an uppercut.
Luatua scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Still in the clinch, Luatua scores with a nice short uppercut.
Satan misses with a hook from the clinch.

Satan manages to break the clinch.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Luatua.
Luatua with a hook.
Luatua tries to land a body kick
letting Satan counter with a right hand.
Satan throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Luatua.
Luatua walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Luatua throws a half hearted mid kick.
Luatua throws a leg kick
and Satan cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Satan uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Luatua.
Satan lands with a shot to the body.
Satan throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Luatua throws a fast counter high kick but Satan manages to duck under it in time.
A slapping leg kick lands for Luatua.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lucifer Satan dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Lucifer Satan's cut.
That's time! Satan's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Jab by Satan.
Luatua throws a jab but it's blocked by Satan.
Satan looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Nice defenses there by Luatua.
Satan throws an overhand right that lands on Luatua's shoulder, as Luatua tries to avoid the shot.
Satan steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Luatua. That one must have hurt.
Luatua lands with a straight right. Satan didn't see that one coming.
Satan tries to land a leg kick but Luatua saw it coming and moves away.
Luatua throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Satan counters with a slapping leg kick.
Satan ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Luatua moves away.
Luatua swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Good shot there by Luatua.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Satan ducks under a wild hook from Luatua.
Satan looks to land a left hand but Luatua moved out of range nicely.

Luatua has closed the distance and engaged Satan in a clinch.
Luatua lands a shoulder strike.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Luatua blocks a body shot from Satan.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Satan lands a right hand that snaps the head of Luatua backwards.
Satan scores with a shot to the side of Luatua's head.
Luatua tries a body shot but Satan blocks it.
Satan throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Satan throws a head punch that misses.
Satan misses with the head strike.
Luatua throws a head punch that misses.
Satan tries to work over Luatua's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Satan.
A shot in the inside from Satan.
A hook to the body from Luatua.
Luatua scores with a hook to the body.
Luatua scores with a nice hook to the head.
Satan gets through Luatua's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Luatua blocking some punches.
Satan blocks a body shot from Luatua.

Satan breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Satan is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice uppercut there from Luatua.
Satan throws a lazy right hand but Luatua sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Luatua! But no joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Satan throws a leg kick that is checked
and Luatua makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Satan really felt that one!
Left hook, right uppercut from Satan.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Satan looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Satan throws a leg kick which misses Luatua's front leg but catches the back leg as Luatua tries to avoid it.
Lucifer Satan is winning the standup battle so far.
Luatua displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Satan throws out the jab.
Luatua fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Satan manages to avoid it.
Satan thows a left - swing and a miss!
Luatua looks to land a right hand but Satan moved out of range.
Satan tries to move into range but Luatua moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Luatua throws out a loose jab but Satan uses good head movement to avoid it.
Luatua throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Satan to counter with a crisp jab.
A jab from Satan misses.
The fight stays on the outside here - Luatua looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Satan goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Luatua misses with a body kick.
Luatua misses with a body kick.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Luatua jabs Satan right on the nose. Satan blinks but takes it well.
Satan takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Luatua throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Luatua tests Satan's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Luatua swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Satan uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Luatua.
Satan seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Satan ducks into an uppercut from Luatua and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:47 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Robbie Luatua!
An out of breath Robbie Luatua thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.