PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Bobby Sands Jr (ranked 3497 p4p, 359 weight class) and Max Chaos (ranked 3636 p4p, 373 weight class). Chaos has chosen Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face as his entrance music. This should be fireworks!

Sands Jr
vs
Chaos

186 cm
26
182 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

180 cm
19
180 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Very quick

Good wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin

ZZ POPS

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Bobby Sands Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Max Chaos!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Peter Branson and Sandra Marshall.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Chaos fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Sands Jr, pushing him back against the cage.
Chaos lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Sands Jr.
Chaos effectively controlling the action here.
Chaos scores with a hook to the body.
Sands Jr has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Chaos avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Chaos lands a body punch in the clinch.
Chaos is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Chaos pushes Sands Jr back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sands Jr's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Chaos lands with a left to the head.
Chaos crunches a lovely knee into Sands Jr's ribcage.
Chaos scores a nice knee to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A body shot lands from Chaos.
Chaos lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Chaos putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Sands Jr in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Sands Jr is breathing heavily.
Knees in the clinch landing for Chaos.
Chaos lands a good knee to the midsection. Sands Jr won't want to take too many of those.
Chaos landing knees to the body.
We've been hearing reports that Sands Jr has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Chaos lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Chaos lands a nice knee to the body.
A bit of stalling here from Chaos.
Chaos is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Chaos lands a good knee to the midsection. Sands Jr won't want to take too many of those.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chaos lands a body shot in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sands Jr letting Chaos take a breather here.
Chaos just leaning against Sands Jr, taking a breather.
Chaos lands a left hand that snaps the head of Sands Jr backwards.
Sands Jr drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A right hand to the body from Chaos.
Chaos digs a right hand underneath Sands Jr's ribcage. Sands Jr let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Chaos landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Chaos landing some nice looking knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chaos putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Sands Jr in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Chaos.
Chaos lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Sands Jr or not.
Nice body punch from Chaos.
Chaos lands a good knee to the midsection. Sands Jr won't want to take too many of those.
Chaos scores with a shoulder strike.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Chaos obliges.
Chaos works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A left hand lands to the body for Chaos.
The referee calls for Chaos to work.
Chaos unloads a knee to the mid-section. Sands Jr lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chaos lands a body punch.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Chaos lands a good knee to the midsection. Sands Jr won't want to take too many of those.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chaos digs a right hand into Sands Jr's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Sands Jr's gas tank.
Chaos putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Sands Jr in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Chaos.
Good body shot from Chaos.
Chaos lands a shot to the body.
Chaos scores with an uppercut up the middle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Max Chaos dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Chaos clinches up with Sands Jr and pushes him back against the cage.
Chaos cracks Sands Jr with a nice body shot.
Chaos digs a right hand underneath Sands Jr's ribcage. Sands Jr let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Chaos lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Chaos presses Sands Jr against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Chaos lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Chaos unloads a knee to the mid-section. Sands Jr lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Chaos has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Chaos landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chaos utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Chaos.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Chaos lands a good knee to the midsection. Sands Jr won't want to take too many of those.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sands Jr takes a knee to the side of the body.
Chaos lands a nice knee to the body.
Chaos lands a body shot.
Chaos lands a good knee to the midsection. Sands Jr won't want to take too many of those.
Chaos scores a nice knee to the body.
Chaos lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Chaos crunches a lovely knee into Sands Jr's ribcage.
Chaos scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Chaos landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Chaos is working Sands Jr over against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Chaos.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chaos is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Come on Chaos - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Chaos lands a nice knee to the body.
A short right from Chaos.
Chaos lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Sands Jr backwards.
Chaos landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Chaos landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Chaos gets through Sands Jr's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Chaos crunches a lovely knee into Sands Jr's ribcage.
Chaos pushes Sands Jr back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Chaos.
Chaos working Sands Jr over with knees to the body.
Chaos throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Chaos softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Chaos scores a nice knee to the body.
Chaos lands with a right to the head.
A body shot lands from Chaos.
Chaos will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Sands Jr up against the cage.
Chaos lands a nice shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short body shot lands from Chaos as the two fighters clinch.
Chaos scores with a nice hook to the head.
A bit of stalling here from Chaos.
Chaos throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A right hand to the body from Chaos.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Chaos creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

Sands Jr is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chaos lands a nice uppercut.
Oh Sands Jr is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Chaos unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Sands Jr! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Chaos is unloading with more strikes now! Sands Jr drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Max Chaos!
Our winner, Max Chaos, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
The defeated Bobby Sands Jr had this to say: 'I'm very upset that the Referee did not see my opponent grope my balls several times and slip his index finger in to my asshole! I mean, how can a guy concentrate on the task at hand, if he is getting his balls and asshole stimulated???'.