PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Retard Strong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Youryn Sterjn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Strong
vs
Sterjn

210 cm
24
284 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

200 cm
22
255 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Retard Strong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Youryn Sterjn!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Tiny Johnson and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No joy there for Strong, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Sterjn tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

Sterjn feints and as Strong raises his hands in defense, Sterjn changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.

Sterjn gets to his feet - Strong follows without any prompting.
Strong stuffs the takedown attempt from Sterjn. Sterjn gets slowly back to his feet.
Sterjn misses with a takedown attempt - Strong sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Strong connects with a good right hand that stumbles Sterjn. Sterjn circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

It looks like Youryn Sterjn has been cut.
Sterjn wants to clinch up but Strong keeps it at a distance.

Sterjn gets a takedown into half guard.
Sterjn moves nicely into side control.
Strong manages to work his way to half guard, despite Sterjn's best efforts.
Strong punching from the bottom.
Sterjn thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Strong's head.
Sterjn tries to pass the half guard into mount. Strong knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Strong has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Sterjn thows a huge punch but Strong dodges it nicely.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sterjn throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Sterjn trying to pass the guard but Strong defending well.
Strong is trying to stand up here but Sterjn is controlling him well.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
No luck for Sterjn with that takedown attempt.
Retard Strong has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Youryn Sterjn.
Strong stuffs the takedown.
Youryn Sterjn seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sterjn looks gassed!
Strong has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Sterjn.
Sterjn is looking to clinch but Strong is avoiding it.
Strong misses with a series of wild punches.
Strong lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Strong slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Strong swats away the attempt to clinch by Sterjn.
Horrible takedown by Sterjn or perhaps it was just good defense by Strong which made him look bad.
Strong throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Strong lands the left hand.

That has opened up Youryn Sterjn's cut even more.
Strong misses with a few strikes there.
Strong throws a series of strikes that have Sterjn backpedaling.
Strong tries a head kick but it misses.
Crunch! Strong slams his shin into Sterjn's torso.
Sterjn looks for a takedown but Strong sprawls well.
Strong throws a one two combo.

The cut above Youryn Sterjn's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Sterjn fails with a takedown attempt.
Strong lands a jab-cross combination.
Sterjn misses with a takedown attempt - Strong sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Sterjn gets cracked there but stands up to it.

Youryn Sterjn's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Strong scores with a jab to the jaw.
A combination from Strong does no damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Sterjn closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Strong to the mat! Strong manages to get full guard.

Strong pushes Sterjn off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
No luck for Sterjn with that takedown attempt.

Sterjn looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Strong keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Sterjn throws a strike but Strong avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Strong wants to sweep but no luck.
Strong throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Sterjn throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Sterjn with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Sterjn prevents Strong from getting back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sterjn throwing strikes from guard but Strong blocks nicely.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Sterjn lets loose with a powerful body kick. Strong will feel that in the morning.
Sterjn moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Sterjn closes this distance looking for a takedown but Strong circles away.
Strong throws a right and a left that both miss.
Retard Strong is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Good leg kick by Sterjn there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Sterjn throws a lazy head kick
enabling Strong to counter with a crisp jab.
Strong looks to land a combination but Sterjn avoids it well.
Strong throws a series of punches but Sterjn moves out of range.
Strong stuffs the takedown attempt from Sterjn. Sterjn gets slowly back to his feet.
Sterjn tries to clinch but Strong is having none of it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sterjn takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Sterjn will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Sterjn slips a jab and a cross from Strong.
Sterjn avoids a punch combination nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Retard Strong dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Youryn Sterjn's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Sterjn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Sterjn shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Strong as he jumps to the side.
Sterjn shoots in looking for a takedown. Strong tries to sprawl out of it but Sterjn keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Strong manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Strong slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Strong lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Sterjn closes the distance looking to clinch
and Strong counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Sterjn throws a lazy head kick
and Strong counters with a body kick that stops Sterjn in his tracks momentarily.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Strong scores with a body shot.
Strong stalks Sterjn and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Sterjn's face. Sterjn staggers backwards, shaken.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Youryn Sterjn's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Retard Strong!