PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wrecking Ball (ranked 4779 p4p, 573 weight class) and Lord Beerus (ranked 22842 p4p, 786 weight class). Beerus has chosen Judas by Fozzy as his entrance music. Lord Beerus is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Ball
vs
Beerus

188 cm
21
185 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

150 cm
21
185 lbs
4 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Wrecking Ball!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Lord Beerus!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ball lands with a straight right. Beerus didn't see that one coming.
Ball moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

It looks like Lord Beerus has been cut.
Ball cracks Beerus with a right hand to the side of the head.
Beerus shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Ball counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Ball getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Ball scores with a head kick. Beerus tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Beerus thows a leg kick but Ball checks it
and Beerus takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ball displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Ball scores with the left hand. Beerus knows he should have avoided that one.

Beerus is rocked!
Beerus misses with the combination.
Lord Beerus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Beerus throws a predictable looking body shot
and Ball counters with a three punch combo that has Beerus backing up. Beerus nods at Ball to acknowledge the strikes.
Beerus doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Ball cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Beerus is still on wobbly legs! Can Ball finish him?
Beerus fails with the takedown
and Ball counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Beerus seems to have recovered his senses.
Wrecking Ball has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lord Beerus.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ball connects with a jab.
Beerus tries for a takedown but Ball circles away easily
and Ball connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Ball cracks Beerus with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Ball connects with a solid leg kick.
Beerus takes a jab right on the kisser.
Beerus drops his hands for a split second and Ball immediately capitalizes on the opportunity by smashing a powerful hook into Beerus face, sending his mouthguard sailing through the air, much to the delight of the crowd. Ball follows up with a right hand that knocks Beerus into next week. He's out cold and this fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Wrecking Ball!
A very excited looking Wrecking Ball rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.