PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rage Parade (ranked 2362 p4p, 326 weight class) and Dunning Kruger (ranked 1693 p4p, 245 weight class). Parade comes to the cage accompanied by I KILL Cause I'm Hungry. Dunning Kruger has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Parade
vs
Kruger

183 cm
25
205 lbs
8 - 6 - 0

190 cm
25
212 lbs
8 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Pit Bull Development

Riner Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Rage Parade!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dunning Kruger!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Shigeki Fujiwara.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parade just misses with a punch to the body.
Parade backing away here, and Kruger unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Parade connects with a single shot there.

It looks like Dunning Kruger has been cut.
Parade circles away from the clinch attempt
and Kruger takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Parade doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Kruger moves away from the strike by Parade.
Nice defenses there by Parade.
Parade half committed to a counter leg kick.
Kruger moves out of range as Parade strikes.
Kruger throws the kick towards the body but Parade avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Parade moves out of range of the leg kick from Kruger.
Parade lands a lovely overhand right.
We've been told by Parade's head coaches at Jed's Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Kruger blocks a head kick by Parade.
Parade lands a jab to the head.
A decent looking cross lands there for Parade.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parade takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
A telegraphed right hand from Parade misses the target.
Kruger throws a shot from downtown. Parade moves away and avoids it.
Parade digs a good body shot into Kruger's ribs.
Parade bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Kruger's head.
A lazy left from Kruger finds it's target.
Parade lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Parade ducks under a wild hook from Kruger.
Parade displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Kruger.
Parade takes a swing at Kruger's ribcage but misses.
Kruger takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Kruger misses with an uppercut. Parade saw that one coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kruger walks into a stiff left hand from Parade.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Parade stalks Kruger and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Kruger's face. Kruger staggers backwards, shaken.
Parade listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Kruger misses with a hook
letting Parade counter with a right hand.
Parade rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Kruger counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Parade jabs Kruger right on the nose. Kruger blinks but takes it well.
Parade throws out a loose jab but Kruger uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kruger avoids the body shot from Parade.
Parade scores with a jab to the jaw.

Kruger is rocked!

That has opened up Dunning Kruger's cut even more.
Parade moves in close and cracks Kruger with a massive right hand! Kruger, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Parade!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rage Parade!
Our winner, Rage Parade, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.