PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Cakes N Chicken (ranked 6776 p4p, 218 weight class) and Que Jackman (ranked 24216 p4p, 276 weight class). Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

N Chicken
vs
Jackman

190 cm
25
269 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

199 cm
26
275 lbs
1 - 5 - 0

Excellent MT
Very quick

Excellent boxer
Powerful

Pit Bull Development

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Cakes N Chicken!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Que Jackman!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Patrick Alders and Aafke Stam.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
N Chicken lands with a kick to the temple. Jackman shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

Jackman clinches.
N Chicken misses with a punch on the inside.
N Chicken misses with a shot to the kidneys.
N Chicken misses with a hook from the clinch.

Jackman manages to break the clinch.
Jackman doesn't manage to clinch there - N Chicken circles away.
N Chicken throws a sloppy head kick

and Jackman counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Jackman.
N Chicken misses with a body punch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jackman.
N Chicken tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Jackman's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
N Chicken lands with a thumping leg kick.
N Chicken lands a high kick!

Jackman fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with N Chicken, pushing him back against the ropes.
Jackman blocks a body shot from N Chicken.

That's one minute gone in the round.
N Chicken tries to throw a body punch but Jackman avoids it by throwing N Chicken back against the ropes.
Jackman prevents a body shot from N Chicken.
N Chicken tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jackman prevents a body shot from N Chicken.
Jackman stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Jackman prevents a body shot from N Chicken.

Jackman breaks from the clinch.
N Chicken connects with a solid leg kick.
Jackman takes a kick to the side of the head.

Jackman has managed to clinch.

Jackman manages to break the clinch.
N Chicken fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jackman.
N Chicken lands a head kick!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jackman throws a low kick but it's checked well by N Chicken.
N Chicken feints and then cracks Jackman's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jackman down.
Jackman moves in looking to clinch but N Chicken pushes him off.
N Chicken pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jackman connects with a body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jackman misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
N Chicken lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jackman's sensitive parts.
N Chicken throws a nice head kick!
An inside leg kick lands from N Chicken.
Jackman takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Jackman tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jackman lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but N Chicken circles away quickly and effectively.
N Chicken thinks about countering with a body kick.

Jackman fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with N Chicken, pushing him back against the ropes.
N Chicken can't find room to land a body shot as Jackman controls the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cakes N Chicken dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.

N Chicken closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

It looks like Cakes N Chicken has been cut.
N Chicken lands with a kick to the temple. Jackman shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

Jackman closes the distance and pushes N Chicken back into the ropes.
N Chicken goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

Jackman pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
N Chicken could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
N Chicken scores with a head kick.
N Chicken is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jackman can do to turn this around?
Jackman takes a kick to the side of the head.
N Chicken throws a head kick that half lands.
N Chicken fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jackman.
Jackman throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jackman looks to clinch
and N Chicken counters with a slapping leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Jackman has taken the fight to the clinch.
N Chicken tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jackman's elbow.
A short body shot lands from Jackman as the two fighters clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
N Chicken works on Jackman's body with a couple of short punches.
Jackman prevents a body shot from N Chicken.
N Chicken avoids the elbow strike from Jackman, against the ropes.

Jackman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Que Jackman is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A kick lands to the mid section there for N Chicken.
Nice body kick there by N Chicken.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from N Chicken - that will leave a mark!

Jackman instigates a clinch.
Jackman's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Jackman blocks a body shot from N Chicken.
N Chicken misses with a punch on the inside.
Jackman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
N Chicken misses with a punch on the inside.
N Chicken struggles to land a body shot inside as Jackman controls his hands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
N Chicken struggles to land a body shot inside as Jackman controls his hands.
A bit of stalling here from Jackman.
N Chicken misses with a body punch.
N Chicken tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
N Chicken tries to throw a body punch but Jackman avoids it by throwing N Chicken back against the ropes.

Jackman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A head kick from N Chicken lands but Jackman takes it in his stride.
Jackman blocks a head kick by N Chicken.

Jackman clinches.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jackman is struggling to control the position.
Jackman prevents a body shot from N Chicken.
N Chicken doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cakes N Chicken dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Cakes N Chicken's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

A solid leg kick lands there for N Chicken.
N Chicken avoids the head kick by Jackman.
N Chicken throws a quick counter head kick but Jackman was just out of range.

Jackman closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.

Jackman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A nice inside leg kick there by N Chicken. That's going to slow Jackman down.
Jackman on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
A head kick by Jackman misses
and N Chicken counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.

Jackman drives through and clinches with N Chicken against the ropes.
N Chicken scores with an uppercut up the middle.
N Chicken throws a punch but it's blocked by Jackman.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Jackman manages to break the clinch.
Jackman is the more experienced fighter here and he's going to need to draw on some of that experience if he's going to pull this one out the bag.
Jackman tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
N Chicken lands a head kick!

Jackman has taken the fight to the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Jackman takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.

Jackman manages to break the clinch.
Jackman throws a lazy head kick
and N Chicken counters with a thumping low kick.
N Chicken throws a nice inside leg kick.
Jackman blocks a head kick by N Chicken.
Jackman steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from N Chicken. That one must have hurt.
N Chicken thumps Jackman with a low kick.
N Chicken lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Cakes N Chicken seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Jackman closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.
Jackman displaying some good clinch control by pressing N Chicken up against the ropes.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for N Chicken.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jackman blocks an uppercut.
N Chicken swings away with an uppercut that misses.
N Chicken doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
N Chicken tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
N Chicken tries to work over Jackman's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jackman.
A nice left hand lands by Jackman.
A right handed body shot lands from N Chicken.
N Chicken swings wildly with an uppercut but Jackman uses good head movement to avoid it.
N Chicken tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jackman's elbow.
Que Jackman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jackman tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and N Chicken avoids it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Cakes N Chicken showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for N Chicken, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight for Cakes N Chicken!
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight for Cakes N Chicken!
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight for Cakes N Chicken!

Cakes N Chicken wins by unanimous decision!
Cakes N Chicken gave a mention to Pit Bull Development in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).