PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Dixie Pablo Khakhold (ranked 573 p4p, 72 weight class) and Fujiwara Tsuyoshi (ranked 1124 p4p, 125 weight class). Khakhold's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Penis song. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Pablo Khakhold
vs
Tsuyoshi

168 cm
31
145 lbs
13 - 7 - 1

172 cm
32
149 lbs
23 - 11 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Voodoo Nutrition

Pit Bull Development

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dixie Pablo Khakhold!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fujiwara Tsuyoshi!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tsuyoshi throws a body punch but Khakhold moves out of range.
Tsuyoshi throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Khakhold has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Xtreme MMA in the buildup to the fight.
Khakhold takes one to the side of the head.
Khakhold tries a head kick but it misses.
Tsuyoshi will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The crowd cheers as Tsuyoshi lands an impressive looking overhand right. Khakhold doesn't seem phased though.
Tsuyoshi has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Khakhold is landing a low percentage of strikes.
The fighters circling - Tsuyoshi throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Khakhold throws a jab when Tsuyoshi was well out of range.
Tsuyoshi tries to clinch but Khakhold moves out of range.
Khakhold throws a leg kick but Tsuyoshi sees it coming and checks it nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Khakhold stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Tsuyoshi connects with a body shot that sends Khakhold's belly button to the back.
Tsuyoshi thows a left - swing and a miss!
A counter left hand to the body from Khakhold misses its target.
Khakhold misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Tsuyoshi counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Khakhold throws a big shot that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Khakhold. Tsuyoshi does a little dance to reset his feet.
Good shot there by Tsuyoshi.

Tsuyoshi takes the fight into the clinch.
Khakhold lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Khakhold lands a shoulder strike.
Still in the clinch, Tsuyoshi scores with a nice short uppercut.
Khakhold fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Khakhold tries to work over Tsuyoshi's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Khakhold lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Khakhold blocks the elbow strike.
Tsuyoshi tries to work over Khakhold's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Khakhold wants to break the clinch but can't.
Tsuyoshi tries to land knees in the clinch but Khakhold avoids the damage to the body.
Khakhold lands an uppercut.
Tsuyoshi working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Khakhold blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Khakhold takes a shot to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Khakhold is trying to drag Tsuyoshi to the mat but Tsuyoshi just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Tsuyoshi swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Tsuyoshi misses with a short punch on the inside.
Khakhold lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Khakhold blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Khakhold doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Tsuyoshi is working Khakhold over against the cage.
Tsuyoshi lands an elbow inside.
Khakhold misses with some punches.
Khakhold misses with a hook from the clinch.
Khakhold tries a body shot but Tsuyoshi blocks it.
Khakhold is looking to take this one to the mat.
Tsuyoshi tries to throw a body punch but Khakhold avoids it by throwing Tsuyoshi back against the cage.
Tsuyoshi is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Tsuyoshi doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Khakhold blocks an uppercut.
Tsuyoshi blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Khakhold lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Tsuyoshi.
Tsuyoshi lands a hook to the side of the head.
Khakhold lands a left hand that snaps the head of Tsuyoshi backwards.

Khakhold's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Tsuyoshi doesn't manage to clinch there - Khakhold circles away.
An attempted straight right counter from Khakhold misses the target.
Khakhold takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

Tsuyoshi has Khakhold up against the cage in a clinch.
Tsuyoshi using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Khakhold is working for takedown but Tsuyoshi is calmly controlling the position for now.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dixie Pablo Khakhold. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Tsuyoshi is working Khakhold over against the cage.
Khakhold fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Tsuyoshi misses with an elbow strike.
Khakhold can't get the takedown.
Khakhold lands a hook that snaps the head of Tsuyoshi backwards.
Tsuyoshi misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Khakhold scores with an uppercut up the middle.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tsuyoshi lands a body punch in the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tsuyoshi lands a nice uppercut.
Tsuyoshi blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Khakhold misses with some punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Tsuyoshi.
Tsuyoshi blocking some punches.
Khakhold lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Tsuyoshi.
Khakhold misses with some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Khakhold.
Khakhold takes an elbow to the temple.
Khakhold misses with a punch to the body.
Tsuyoshi with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Khakhold misses with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Khakhold.
Tsuyoshi pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Tsuyoshi gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Khakhold scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Khakhold tries to work over Tsuyoshi's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Tsuyoshi lands an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fujiwara Tsuyoshi dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Tsuyoshi pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Tsuyoshi keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A good leg kick by Khakhold.
Khakhold throws a body punch but Tsuyoshi moves out of range.
Khakhold is looking to wear down Tsuyoshi with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Tsuyoshi throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Tsuyoshi misses with a wild body shot.
Khakhold defending well as Tsuyoshi loads up on a big left hand.
Khakhold quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Tsuyoshi looks to score with a jab to the body but Khakhold is just out of range.
Khakhold fires out a quick counter leg kick but Tsuyoshi just manages to avoid it.
Khakhold throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Tsuyoshi has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Khakhold misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tsuyoshi.

Khakhold gets tackled into the cage by Tsuyoshi. Tsuyoshi maintains the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tsuyoshi pushes Khakhold back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Tsuyoshi is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Khakhold prevents a body shot from Tsuyoshi.
Tsuyoshi throws a knee to the head but misses.
Tsuyoshi misses with the head strike.
Tsuyoshi doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tsuyoshi scores with a shoulder strike.
Khakhold working aggressively here.
Tsuyoshi throws a punch but it's blocked by Khakhold.
Khakhold swings wildly with an uppercut but Tsuyoshi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Khakhold lands a left hand that snaps the head of Tsuyoshi backwards.
Tsuyoshi lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Khakhold misses with the head strike.
Khakhold scores with a nice hook to the head.
Khakhold lands a left hand.
Khakhold goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Tsuyoshi blocks an uppercut.
Tsuyoshi tries to work over Khakhold's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Tsuyoshi blocks an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Tsuyoshi.
Tsuyoshi lands a nice shot to the body.
Khakhold managing to block the knees to the body from Tsuyoshi.
Tsuyoshi lands a right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Khakhold misses with a short punch on the inside.
Tsuyoshi throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Khakhold misses with a hook to the ribs.
Khakhold drops down looking for an ankle pick but Tsuyoshi pulls his leg out and moves away.
Tsuyoshi tries to close the distance and clinch but Khakhold swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Tsuyoshi clinches with his opponent.
A head punch on the inside from Tsuyoshi fails to land.
Tsuyoshi misses with a hook to the ribs.
Khakhold lands a body punch.
Khakhold fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Khakhold lands a nice shot to the body.
Khakhold tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Tsuyoshi smiles and moves away.
Tsuyoshi staying out of range there.
Khakhold lands with a thumping leg kick.
Tsuyoshi lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

Khakhold fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Tsuyoshi, pushing him back against the cage.
Khakhold blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tsuyoshi with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Tsuyoshi unloads a knee to the mid-section. Khakhold lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Khakhold misses with a short punch on the inside.
Khakhold struggles to land a body shot inside as Tsuyoshi controls his hands.
Khakhold pushes Tsuyoshi back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Tsuyoshi's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Tsuyoshi cracks Khakhold with a nice body shot.
A body shot lands from Tsuyoshi.

Khakhold breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Khakhold slips under a jab from Tsuyoshi.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Tsuyoshi, as that shot connected.
Tsuyoshi clobbers Khakhold with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Khakhold misses the shot to the body.
Tsuyoshi lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Tsuyoshi pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Tsuyoshi swings for the body but Khakhold moves out of range.
Tsuyoshi avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Khakhold misses with a low kick.
Khakhold lands a slapping body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Khakhold ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Tsuyoshi throws a leg kick but Khakhold moved away.
Tsuyoshi misses with a double jab.
A big right from Khakhold misses.
Tsuyoshi throws a body punch but Khakhold moves out of range.
Khakhold takes one on the button.
Tsuyoshi lands with a nice combination. Khakhold backs away looking to recover.
Khakhold tries a low kick but Tsuyoshi avoids it.

Tsuyoshi forces Khakhold back against the cage and clinches.
Tsuyoshi blocks a body shot from Khakhold.
Tsuyoshi blocks a body shot from Khakhold.
Khakhold working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Tsuyoshi misses with a body punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fujiwara Tsuyoshi showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Tsuyoshi throws a lazy right hand but Khakhold sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Khakhold loads up on a big right hand but Tsuyoshi slips the punch.
Tsuyoshi looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Tsuyoshi scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

Khakhold closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Good body shot from Khakhold.
Tsuyoshi blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Khakhold swings away with an uppercut that misses.

Khakhold's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Tsuyoshi misses with a wild body shot.
Khakhold misses with an uppercut.
Tsuyoshi fails with an attempt to clinch.
Khakhold was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tsuyoshi scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Tsuyoshi misses the jab.
Khakhold throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Tsuyoshi is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Khakhold tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Tsuyoshi is able to avoid easily.
Khakhold misses with an uppercut. Tsuyoshi saw that one coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Khakhold tests Tsuyoshi's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Khakhold takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Tsuyoshi cracks the inside of Khakhold's front leg.
Tsuyoshi lands a head shot.
Khakhold tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Tsuyoshi ducks under a wild hook from Khakhold.
Khakhold is looking to score with low kicks.
Khakhold misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tsuyoshi.
Tsuyoshi is trying to counter with his kicks.
Khakhold pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Tsuyoshi slips a jab from Khakhold.
Khakhold throws a right hand that misses
and Tsuyoshi counters with a nice uppercut.
Tsuyoshi throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Khakhold throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Tsuyoshi stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

Tsuyoshi closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tsuyoshi looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Tsuyoshi misses with the head strike.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Khakhold tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Khakhold avoids a wild elbow strike from Tsuyoshi.
Khakhold misses with some punches.
Tsuyoshi blocks a body shot from Khakhold.
Khakhold can't break the clinch.
Tsuyoshi can't find room to land a body shot as Khakhold controls the action.
Tsuyoshi goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Tsuyoshi lands a body punch.
Tsuyoshi misses with a punch on the inside.
Khakhold blocks an elbow strike from Tsuyoshi.
Tsuyoshi blocking some punches.
Khakhold tries to throw a body punch but Tsuyoshi avoids it by throwing Khakhold back against the cage.
Khakhold is looking to take this one to the mat.
Khakhold takes an elbow to the temple.
Tsuyoshi lands with a short shot to the head.
Dixie Pablo Khakhold has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Khakhold goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Khakhold tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Tsuyoshi connects with a knee to the head.
Khakhold is trying to pull guard but Tsuyoshi turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Khakhold blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Khakhold pushes Tsuyoshi back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Khakhold misses with the head strike.
Tsuyoshi working Khakhold over with knees to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Khakhold blocks an elbow strike.
Khakhold avoids a wild elbow strike from Tsuyoshi.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Tsuyoshi.
Tsuyoshi lands a shot to the body.
Tsuyoshi doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Tsuyoshi lands a nice knee to the body.
Tsuyoshi lands with a left to the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Tsuyoshi creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tsuyoshi trying to land knees to the body.
Tsuyoshi lands an elbow just above Khakhold 's eye.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Khakhold has a couple of punches blocked by Tsuyoshi.
Tsuyoshi lands a nice uppercut.
A short left from Tsuyoshi.
A short right from Khakhold.
Tsuyoshi lands a damaging elbow.

Khakhold is rocked!
A shot in the inside from Tsuyoshi.
Oh Khakhold is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Tsuyoshi lands with a light punch inside.
Tsuyoshi blocks a body shot from Khakhold.
A nice right hand lands inside from Tsuyoshi.
Khakhold has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Tsuyoshi avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dixie Pablo Khakhold. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Clinched against the cage, Tsuyoshi lands a big elbow that drops Khakhold! The ref dives in to save him from more shots - Khakhold is complaining that he's OK but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:38 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fujiwara Tsuyoshi!
A very excited looking Fujiwara Tsuyoshi made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Dixie Pablo Khakhold was interviewed post fight and said 'My wife's gonna cuck me with my opponent all week'.