PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Werner Obermueller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy has chosen Ol' Dirty Bastard - Shimmy Shimmy Ya as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Obermueller
vs
Jeremy

163 cm
18
154 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

168 cm
23
157 lbs
2 - 0 - 1

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Werner Obermueller!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 1, fighting out of New York, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Lou da Vinci and Dean Styles.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Jeremy rushes Obermueller and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Jeremy keeps control of Obermueller as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Obermueller is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Obermueller wants to break the clinch but can't.
Jeremy lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Jeremy works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A short right from Jeremy.

Jeremy has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Obermueller is trying to keep an underhook but Jeremy manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Jeremy throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Jeremy landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Jeremy looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Obermueller regains full guard. Nicely done.
Jeremy with a flurry of punches that miss.
Jeremy wants to pass the guard but Obermueller is keeping the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Obermueller working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Jeremy.
Jeremy distracts Obermueller with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy throws a big right hand that misses.
Jeremy landing some decent shots from guard.
Jeremy postures up in Obermueller's guard and throws a big left but Obermueller blocks it.
Jeremy throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Jeremy throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Jeremy has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Jeremy trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Jeremy postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Obermueller avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Jeremy throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Jeremy loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Jeremy with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Obermueller ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Jeremy looks gassed!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Obermueller takes a jab right on the kisser.

Jeremy closes the distance and clinches.
A right hook to the body lands for Jeremy.
Jeremy lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Jeremy tries for a takedown but Obermueller manages to get underhooks.
Jeremy struggles to land a body shot inside as Obermueller controls his hands.
Jeremy goes for a takedown in the clinch but Obermueller prevents it.
Obermueller wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Jeremy has him pressed against the cage.
Obermueller is trying to break the clinch but Jeremy has him pressed against the cage.
Jeremy misses with a punch to the body.
Jeremy prevents Obermueller from breaking the clinch.
Obermueller wants to get back to striking at distance but Jeremy won't allow it.
Still in the clinch, Jeremy scores with a nice short uppercut.
Jeremy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Obermueller has had enough of the clinch but Jeremy keeps him there for the moment.
Obermueller can't break the clinch.
Obermueller has had enough of the clinch but Jeremy keeps him there for the moment.
Obermueller wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Jeremy has him pressed against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Jeremy.
Obermueller can't break the clinch.
Jeremy keeps control of Obermueller as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Jeremy keeps control of Obermueller as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Jeremy throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Obermueller has had enough of the clinch but Jeremy keeps him there for the moment.
Good body shot from Jeremy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Obermueller is trying to break the clinch but Jeremy has him pressed against the cage.
Jeremy lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Obermueller.
Jeremy lands a body punch in the clinch.
Jeremy lands a body shot.
Jeremy presses Obermueller against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Jeremy lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Obermueller or not.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Jeremy.
Jeremy presses Obermueller against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Nice body punch from Jeremy.
A body shot lands from Jeremy.
Jeremy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Jeremy lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Obermueller.
A nice right hand lands inside from Jeremy.
Obermueller takes a shot to the head.
Jeremy lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Obermueller.
Jeremy lands with a right to the head.
A left hand lands to the body for Jeremy.
Jeremy works on Obermueller's body with a couple of short punches.
Jeremy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Jeremy lands a body punch.
A left hand lands to the body for Jeremy.
Jeremy lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Obermueller backwards.
Jeremy makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

Jeremy lands a takedown into guard.
Jeremy throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Obermueller working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Jeremy.
Jeremy in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Jeremy throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Obermueller works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Jeremy loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Jeremy throws and elbow that misses. Obermueller uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Jeremy's guard. Nice move by Obermueller!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Obermueller pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Jeremy is keeping the position for now.
Jeremy throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Jeremy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Obermueller.
Werner Obermueller is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A punch combination from Obermueller misses.
Obermueller misses with an uppercut. Jeremy saw that one coming.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ron Jeremy dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Jeremy clinches up with Obermueller and pushes him back against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Jeremy.
Jeremy is leaning against Obermueller and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

Jeremy is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Obermueller can't fight it off and eventually Jeremy manages to take the fight to the floor. Obermueller looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Obermueller preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Jeremy chips away with some ground and pound.
Obermueller knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Jeremy on the ground.
Jeremy postures up in Obermueller's guard and throws a big left but Obermueller blocks it.

Jeremy postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Obermueller is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Jeremy, into his guard.
Obermueller won't allow Jeremy to sweep him here.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Jeremy tries to strike from the bottom.
Jeremy is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Jeremy missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
The fighters are battling for position here. Obermueller manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Obermueller looking to control.
Jeremy throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Jeremy thows a big elbow that misses.
Jeremy in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Jeremy throws a big right hand that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Jeremy tries to free his leg and advance position but Obermueller is retaining full guard.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Jeremy wants to clinch.
Obermueller looks to land a combination but Jeremy avoids it well.
Jeremy connects with a jab.
Obermueller misses with a few strikes there.
Jeremy with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Jeremy takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Nice body punch from Jeremy.
Jeremy connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Obermueller's hands.
Obermueller misses with a straight left.
Obermueller scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Obermueller throws a lazy right hand but Jeremy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Obermueller takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jeremy lands a nice hook to Obermueller's body. Obermueller takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A swing and a miss from Obermueller.
Jeremy fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Jeremy lands a two punch combo.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

Jeremy gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Jeremy lands a shot to the body.
Jeremy lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A right hook to the body lands for Jeremy.

Jeremy gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Obermueller regains guard.
Obermueller can't keep his opponent in guard - Jeremy advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Obermueller is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Jeremy scores with a couple of nice shots.
Jeremy thows a huge punch but Obermueller dodges it nicely.
Jeremy lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Jeremy missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Obermueller wants to improve his position but Jeremy is controlling well.
Obermueller taking some punishment here, with Jeremy in his half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Obermueller regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Jeremy.
Jeremy throws a big right hand that misses.
Obermueller working a defensive guard here.
Jeremy missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Obermueller avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Obermueller throws a hook but Jeremy blocks it.
Obermueller throws a right and a left that both miss.

Jeremy bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jeremy tries to score with some ground and pound. Obermueller controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Jeremy scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Obermueller to see if he's OK.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ron Jeremy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Jeremy scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Obermueller misses with a series of wild punches.
Obermueller digs a good hook to Jeremy's body.
Ron Jeremy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Danga de danga de dang - Obermueller scores with a four punch combination!
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Jeremy blocks a jab.
Jeremy lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Jeremy lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Obermueller at a distance.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Jeremy tries for a takedown. No joy.
Jeremy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Obermueller wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Jeremy has him pressed against the cage.
Jeremy struggles to land a body shot inside as Obermueller controls his hands.
Obermueller wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Jeremy has him pressed against the cage.
Ron Jeremy seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Jeremy keeps control of Obermueller as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Obermueller is trying to break free.
Jeremy prevents Obermueller from breaking the clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jeremy digs a right hand into Obermueller's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Obermueller's gas tank.
Jeremy pushes Obermueller back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

Obermueller pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Obermueller throws a looping overhand right but Jeremy ducks down to avoid it.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Jeremy lands a shot to the body.
Obermueller is looking to break free of the clinch but Jeremy has double underhooks.
Good body shot from Jeremy.
A hook to the body from Jeremy.
Jeremy lands a body punch.
Jeremy is leaning against Obermueller and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

Obermueller is fighting off a takedown attempt but Jeremy is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Obermueller to the mat. Obermueller regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
Jeremy in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Jeremy working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Jeremy with a flurry of punches that miss.
Jeremy throwing strikes from guard but Obermueller blocks nicely.
Obermueller working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Jeremy.
Jeremy postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy throws and elbow that misses. Obermueller uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Jeremy's guard. Nice move by Obermueller!
Jeremy wants to hit a switch here but Obermueller passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Jeremy there!
Werner Obermueller has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jeremy swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
Jeremy can't escape the position.
Obermueller looking to control and managing it successfully.
Jeremy is working to get back to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Obermueller trying to control but Jeremy is having none of it.
Jeremy working to try and regain half guard.
Jeremy flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Jeremy regains half guard.
Obermueller wants to take a breather but Jeremy is having none of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Jeremy trying to get back to full guard but Obermueller takes advantage of the position and moves to full mount!
Jeremy bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Obermueller working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Jeremy.
Jeremy with a flurry of punches that miss.
Jeremy is pushing down on Obermueller's leg trying to pass to half guard. Obermueller is fighting to maintain full guard but Jeremy has managed to sneak the leg through.
Ron Jeremy is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Obermueller pushes Jeremy off looking to stand but Jeremy dives back in and keeps control.
Jeremy working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Jeremy winds up and cracks Obermueller with a swinging punch to the side of the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ron Jeremy comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Jeremy has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight for Ron Jeremy!
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight for Ron Jeremy!
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight for Ron Jeremy!

Ron Jeremy wins by unanimous decision!