PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sodomy Hussein (ranked 5985 p4p, 0 weight class) and Moe Money (ranked 6208 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Hussein
vs
Money

186 cm
18
217 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

186 cm
21
205 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

Dangerous GnP
Counter fighter
Inexperienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sodomy Hussein!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Moe Money!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Cecil Peabody and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Money tries to keep at a distance but Hussein has taken the fight into the clinch.
Hussein lands a hook to the side of the head.
Money has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Money is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Hussein to keep the fight standing.
Hussein gets underhooks to prevent Money's takedown attempt.
Still in the clinch, Hussein scores with a nice short uppercut.

Hussein escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hussein catches Money with a right, a left, a right. It's raining punches and Money forgot an umbrella! Another punch and he's down. This one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Sodomy Hussein!
A very excited looking Sodomy Hussein rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.