PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between DJ Strawberry (ranked 2372 p4p, 303 weight class) and Vladimir Smirnov (ranked 4103 p4p, 487 weight class). Strawberry kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Beastie Boys-Brass Monkey. DJ Strawberry is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Strawberry
vs
Smirnov

185 cm
20
182 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

180 cm
26
170 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, DJ Strawberry!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Vladimir Smirnov!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Steve Montenegro and Franklyn Lucas.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Strawberry cracks Smirnov with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Smirnov tries to clinch up but Strawberry circles away and keeps his distance.
Strawberry tries to counter by clinching up but Smirnov breaks away and moves out of range.
Strawberry blocks a head kick by Smirnov.
Strawberry is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Smirnov.
Strawberry scores with a shot to the body.
Strawberry lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

It looks like Vladimir Smirnov has been cut.

Strawberry looking to score a takedown here. Smirnov is defending well but Strawberry drives through and ends up in Smirnov's guard.
Smirnov wants to get back to his feet but Strawberry is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Strawberry working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Strawberry is working Smirnov over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Strawberry is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Strawberry is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.

Smirnov is rocked!
Strawberry working some strikes from top position.
Smirnov is still in real trouble! Can Strawberry finish him?
Strawberry working some strikes from top position.
Strawberry arches his back and unloads with a massive left and a right! Smirnov's eyes roll back into his head, he's out cold! The ref dives in to stop the fight - wow, they were hard shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). DJ Strawberry!
DJ Strawberry seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.