PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Prancy Goomph (ranked 6138 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tourney Two (ranked 5893 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be a great matchup!

Goomph
vs
Two

182 cm
20
170 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

182 cm
25
210 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Prancy Goomph!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Tourney Two!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Skip Squint and Francis DeMontford.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A telegraphed right hand from Two misses the target.
Two wants to slow Goomph down by chopping away at his legs.
Two defending well as Goomph loads up on a big left hand.

Two moves into the clinch successfully.
Two scores with a shot to the side of Goomph's head.
Two lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Two lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Two pushes Goomph back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

Goomph is rocked!
Two tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Two lands an uppercut.
Oh Goomph is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Two with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Two lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Two lands a left hand.
Two with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Two lands a left hand.
Goomph trying to stall but Two improves his position.
Goomph seems to have got his legs back now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Goomph drops down looking for an ankle pick but Two pulls his leg out and moves away.
Two throws out a leg kick but Goomph moves out of range and Two only half commits.

Two gets a clinch.
A short uppercut from Two.
Two lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Two creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Goomph can't break the clinch.
Two lands a shot to the body.
Two lands a body shot.
Goomph is breathing heavily.
Two lands with a right to the head.
Two tries a knee to the head but Goomph blocks it.
Two lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Two working Goomph over with knees to the body.
Two with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Goomph fails to pull the fight into his guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Two lands a left hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Good body shot from Two.
Two lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Two lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Goomph backwards.
Two misses with a knee strike.
Two throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Goomphs head.
Two lands with a short shot to the head.
Two scores with a shoulder strike.
Two with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Goomph has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Two after a bit of a struggle.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Prancy Goomph. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Two throws a knee to the head but misses.
Two scores with a nice hook to the head.
Two throws a knee to the head but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Two lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Two.

Goomph successfully pulls guard.
Two is looking to stand up but Goomph won't let him.
Two wants to stand and escape but instead Goomph has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Goomph trying to control the position from guard on top but Two is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Goomph prevents Two from getting back to his feet.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Goomph accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Two keeping moving, preventing Goomph from controlling successfully.
Goomph sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Goomph wants to control from the top but Two keeps moving.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tourney Two dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Goomph showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Two.
Two lands a jab to Goomph's midsection.
Tourney Two seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Two throws a head kick that Goomph semi-blocks.
A big left from Two misses.
Goomph tries to counter with a takedown but Two is quick to defend against it.
Two pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Goomph tries to counter with a takedown but Two is quick to defend against it.
Two stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Nice body punch from Two.
Goomph throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Two's waist but Two gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Goomph off to one side.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Two darts in and clinches Goomph up against the cage.
Two scores with an uppercut up the middle.

Goomph pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Two scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Goomph slips a jab from Two.
Goomph is looking to counter the offense by Two and move into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Two throws a wild body kick that Goomph sees coming a mile off.
Two pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Two throws a big shot that misses.
Two is breathing heavily.
Two stuns Goomph with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Two throws a half hearted mid kick.
Two is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Goomph tries to counter with a takedown but Two is quick to defend against it.
Two swings for the body but Goomph moves out of range.
Two stuffs the takedown.
Goomph slips under a jab.
A quick step to the side and Goomph tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Goomph is trying hard to land a takedown here. Two sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Prancy Goomph. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Two scores with a jab to the jaw.

Two gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Two prevents the takedown attempt.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Two.
Two tries a knee to the head but Goomph blocks it.
Two misses with a knee strike.
Goomph blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Goomph blocking some punches.
Two has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Two misses with a hook from the clinch.
Two is pressed up against the cage. Goomph has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Two down to the mat. Two avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Two moves in looking to clinch but Goomph pushes him off.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Goomph dives in and grabs Two's left leg, looking for a takedown. Two pushes down on Goomph's head and hops out.
Two comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

Goomph is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Two's half guard.
Two wants to stand back up but Goomph manages to pass into side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Goomph controlling the position from side mount.
Goomph wants to control but Two is keeping him busy.
Two wants to get back to his feet but Goomph is dominant here and he's now got Two's back!
Goomph is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Two is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Goomph gets his way!
Two rolls, trying to escape but Goomph keeps control of the position.
Two is trying to stand back up.

Goomph is persistently looking for the submission but Two is defending it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tourney Two showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Goomph moves out of range as Two strikes.
Two walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Goomph checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.

Two moves into range and clinches up with Goomph.
Goomph wants to stall.
Two pushes Goomph back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Two lands a right hand that snaps the head of Goomph backwards.
A short right from Two.
Two scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Two lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Two breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Goomph gets caught by a brutal right hook which buckles his knees! Goomph tries to backpedal with his spaghettilegs but Two is headhunting and goes for the kill. A jab and a right hook connect and Goomph buckles badly as his eyes roll back. The referee steps in and saves Goomph!! Goomph is complaining but he was clearly out on his feet. Two throws his mouthpiece into the crowd. Mmmm spit-tastic.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tourney Two!
Prancy Goomph was interviewed post fight and said 'Sometimes you're a big fart and others times you're a silent one.'.