PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between BJ McGobblecock (ranked 850 p4p, 28 weight class) and Mark Coleman Jr (ranked 1571 p4p, 45 weight class). McGobblecock, Jr. kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is $ Team. Mark Coleman Jr has the eye of the tiger tonight.

McGobblecock
vs
Coleman Jr

200 cm
30
200 lbs
21 - 11 - 2

176 cm
45
142 lbs
32 - 21 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 11 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, BJ McGobblecock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 21 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Mark Coleman Jr!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Frank Dennis and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Coleman Jr tries to clinch but McGobblecock, Jr. moves out of range.
McGobblecock, Jr. throws a head kick but Coleman Jr moves out of range.
Coleman Jr shoots in for a takedown but McGobblecock, Jr. shows good takedown defense.
Coleman Jr dodges the punch combination from McGobblecock, Jr..
McGobblecock, Jr. is looking to land body kicks.
Coleman Jr shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

McGobblecock, Jr. has taken the fight to the clinch.
McGobblecock, Jr. lands a hook to the side of the head.
Coleman Jr misses with an elbow strike.
McGobblecock, Jr. blocks a body shot from Coleman Jr.
McGobblecock, Jr. pushes Coleman Jr back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
McGobblecock, Jr. works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McGobblecock, Jr. looking to throw knees to the head but Coleman Jr is blocking nicely.
Coleman Jr tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and McGobblecock, Jr. avoids it.
Coleman Jr tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Coleman Jr prevents a body shot from McGobblecock, Jr..
McGobblecock, Jr. lands with a short shot to the head.
McGobblecock, Jr. scores with a shoulder strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Coleman Jr.
McGobblecock, Jr. landing some nice looking knees to the body.
McGobblecock, Jr. crunches a lovely knee into Coleman Jr's ribcage.
McGobblecock, Jr. lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Coleman Jr.
McGobblecock, Jr. can't find room to land a body shot as Coleman Jr controls the action.
McGobblecock, Jr. managing to block the knees to the body from Coleman Jr.
McGobblecock, Jr. lands a shoulder strike.
McGobblecock, Jr. lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
McGobblecock, Jr. blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
McGobblecock, Jr. lands a damaging elbow.
I was talking to McGobblecock, Jr.'s coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
McGobblecock, Jr. lands with a right to the head.
Coleman Jr tries to stall but McGobblecock, Jr. uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
McGobblecock, Jr. lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Coleman Jr is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. McGobblecock, Jr. is defending well for now.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McGobblecock, Jr. tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Coleman Jr's elbow.
Coleman Jr tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and McGobblecock, Jr. avoids it.
Coleman Jr scores with a hook to the body.

Coleman Jr wants the takedown. McGobblecock, Jr. is fighting it off but Coleman Jr persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in McGobblecock, Jr.'s guard against the cage.
McGobblecock, Jr. pulls Coleman Jr in to control the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McGobblecock, Jr. is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Coleman Jr is controlling him.
Coleman Jr trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Coleman Jr throws a big right hand that misses.
McGobblecock, Jr. managing to control the position.
Coleman Jr missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Coleman Jr preventing the sweep.
McGobblecock, Jr. wants to stand up but Coleman Jr is controlling him.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
A jab from McGobblecock, Jr. misses.
A chopping leg kick lands by McGobblecock, Jr..
Coleman Jr shoots in for a double leg but McGobblecock, Jr. sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
BJ McGobblecock, Jr. has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mark Coleman Jr.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McGobblecock, Jr. tries to close the distance and clinch up but Coleman Jr swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Coleman Jr is looking to clinch but McGobblecock, Jr. is avoiding it.
McGobblecock, Jr. fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
McGobblecock, Jr. throws a jab when Coleman Jr was well out of range.

McGobblecock, Jr. has taken the fight to the clinch.
Coleman Jr takes a shot to the head.
McGobblecock, Jr. landing knees to the head.
McGobblecock, Jr. tries to work over Coleman Jr's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
McGobblecock, Jr. lands a body punch in the clinch.
McGobblecock, Jr. swings wildly with an uppercut but Coleman Jr uses good head movement to avoid it.
McGobblecock, Jr. lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Coleman Jr backwards.
McGobblecock, Jr. misses with a hook to the ribs.
McGobblecock, Jr. makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
McGobblecock, Jr. missing with knees to the body.
Coleman Jr working aggressively here.
A right handed body shot lands from McGobblecock, Jr..

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McGobblecock, Jr. goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Coleman Jr misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from McGobblecock, Jr..
McGobblecock, Jr. avoiding damage as Coleman Jr throws knees to the body.
Coleman Jr misses with the head strike.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Nice body punch from McGobblecock, Jr. - that landed with a thud.
Coleman Jr throws a head punch that misses.
McGobblecock, Jr. digs a right hand underneath Coleman Jr's ribcage. Coleman Jr let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Coleman Jr has a couple of punches blocked by McGobblecock, Jr..
Coleman Jr's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Good body shot from McGobblecock, Jr..
McGobblecock, Jr. lands a body shot.
Coleman Jr looks winded!
McGobblecock, Jr. lands a knee to the body.
McGobblecock, Jr. lands with a light punch inside.
McGobblecock, Jr. lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Coleman Jr backwards.
McGobblecock, Jr. digs a right hand underneath Coleman Jr's ribcage. Coleman Jr let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Coleman Jr prevents a body shot from McGobblecock, Jr..
McGobblecock, Jr. lands a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

BJ McGobblecock, Jr. dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

McGobblecock, Jr. swings for the body but Coleman Jr moves out of range.
Coleman Jr with the counter takedown but McGobblecock, Jr. avoids it easily.
McGobblecock, Jr. works the jab nicely.
Coleman Jr shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

McGobblecock, Jr. moves into the clinch.
Coleman Jr stalling in the clinch.
Coleman Jr goes for a takedown in the clinch but McGobblecock, Jr. prevents it.
McGobblecock, Jr. misses with a body punch.
McGobblecock, Jr. lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
McGobblecock, Jr. tries a body shot but Coleman Jr blocks it.
McGobblecock, Jr. blocks an uppercut.
McGobblecock, Jr. tries to throw a body punch but Coleman Jr avoids it by throwing McGobblecock, Jr. back against the cage.
Coleman Jr wants a takedown.
We've been informed that Coleman Jr has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
BJ McGobblecock, Jr. has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mark Coleman Jr.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McGobblecock, Jr. lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
McGobblecock, Jr. working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Coleman Jr is rocked!
McGobblecock, Jr. working Coleman Jr over with knees to the body.
Coleman Jr is breathing heavily.
Nice body punch from McGobblecock, Jr..
McGobblecock, Jr. lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Coleman Jr or not.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McGobblecock, Jr. goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McGobblecock, Jr. lands a right hand.
Coleman Jr is still on wobbly legs! Can McGobblecock, Jr. finish him?
McGobblecock, Jr. lands with a right to the head.
McGobblecock, Jr. dips a shoulder and cracks Coleman Jr with a mighty uppercut! Coleman Jr falls back against the cage and McGobblecock, Jr. unloads with a barrage of strikes! Coleman Jr is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - McGobblecock, Jr. screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). BJ McGobblecock, Jr.!
During a confident post fight interview, BJ McGobblecock, Jr. thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.