PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Khabib Nurma Jr (ranked 6253 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fcuk Cancer (ranked 3716 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Khabib Nurma Jr has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Khabib Nurma Jr seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Nurma Jr
vs
Cancer

185 cm
25
200 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

195 cm
25
215 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Khabib Nurma Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Fcuk Cancer!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Jonathan Paton and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Cancer clinches with his opponent.
Cancer lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Cancer lands an uppercut.
Cancer lands with a light punch inside.
Cancer lands an uppercut.
A short right from Cancer.

Nurma Jr manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Nurma Jr thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
Nurma Jr working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Cancer.
Nurma Jr tries to strike from the bottom.
Cancer throws a big right hand that misses.
Nurma Jr lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cancer tries to strike from the bottom.
Nurma Jr passes into half guard under a barage of strikes.

Nurma Jr is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Cancer has managed to free his arm - good work.
Nurma Jr blocks the strikes from Cancer.
Nurma Jr has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cancer is looking to improve his position.

Nurma Jr stands up and beckons Cancer to join him on the feet.

Cancer moves into the clinch successfully.
A short right from Cancer on the inside.
Cancer lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Nurma Jr backwards.
Cancer lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A short right from Cancer.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Cancer slowing the pace effectively.
Nurma Jr is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Cancer to keep the fight standing.
Cancer lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

Nurma Jr is rocked!
Nurma Jr is breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cancer.
Oh Nurma Jr is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Cancer pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Nurma Jr gets tackled into the cage by Cancer. Cancer maintains the clinch.

Cancer's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Nurma Jr seems to have got his legs back now.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nurma Jr looks up at the clock. Bad move! Cancer lands a right hand from hell, dropping Nurma Jr. Cancer pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fcuk Cancer!