PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Slice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lenny McClean (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McClean has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Slice
vs
McClean

194 cm
22
250 lbs
7 - 4 - 1

202 cm
20
265 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Big right hand

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Very confident

Demonic Clothing

Hellbent, Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Johnny Slice!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lenny McClean!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Wesley Smith and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McClean throws a jab but it's blocked by Slice.
Jeez, both these guys look absolutely knackered already, that's not a good sign!
Danga de danga de dang - Slice scores with a four punch combination!

It looks like Lenny McClean has been cut.
McClean avoids the head kick by Slice.
Slice throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Slice misses with a few strikes there.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Slice.
Left hook, right uppercut from Slice.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slice swinging wilding here.
A right-left combo lands from Slice.
Slice stalks McClean and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into McClean's face. McClean staggers backwards, shaken.
Slice lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as McClean backs up against the ropes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McClean lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Slice circles away quickly and effectively.
Slice moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Slice lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Slice.
Slice swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and McClean counters with a series of strikes. Slice will be more careful next time no doubt.
McClean doesn't manage to clinch there - Slice circles away.
McClean throws a left and a right that both miss
and Slice counters with a three punch combo that has McClean backing up. McClean nods at Slice to acknowledge the strikes.
McClean moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
McClean misses with a double jab
and Slice counters with a two punch combo.
Slice throws a combination that misses
and McClean counters with an inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Slice throws a combination that misses
and McClean counters with a nice uppercut.
Slice lands a head kick. McClean smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Slice tries to land a front kick but McClean steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A swing and a miss from McClean.
McClean fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Slice with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Slice tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A chopping leg kick lands by Slice.
McClean gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Slice counters with a big head kick but McClean shrugs it off.
Slice looks to throw a body kick
and McClean counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
McClean misses with an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slice throws a left and a right that both miss
and McClean counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Slice is lucky that one didn't land flush.
McClean tries a head kick but it misses.
McClean throws a leg kick
and Slice counters with an outside leg kick.
Slice throws a series of punches but McClean moves out of range.
Slice lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Slice.
McClean throws a left and a right that both miss
and Slice counters with a series of strikes. McClean will be more careful next time no doubt.
Slice throws a head kick that McClean semi-blocks.
Slice is working the combinations to good effect here.
Slice looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
McClean lands a lovely overhand right.
McClean throws a low kick but it's checked well by Slice.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
McClean misses with a series of wild punches.
McClean throws a sloppy head kick
and Slice counters with a left and a right that stings McClean.
Slice falls off balance throwing a combination
and McClean counters with a nice body shot.
McClean clobbers Slice with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
McClean thows a leg kick but Slice checks it
and Slice counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Slice throws a sloppy head kick
and McClean counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
McClean fails to land with a series of punches.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A right-left combo lands from Slice.
McClean looks to land a combination but Slice avoids it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Slice dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Lenny McClean's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

McClean swinging wilding here.
McClean slips a jab and a cross from Slice.
Slice lands a two punch combo.
McClean swinging wilding here.
A left and a right from McClean both land. Nice combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slice avoids the head kick by McClean.
McClean throws a sloppy head kick and Slice moves out of range easily.
McClean lands with a nice combination. Slice backs away looking to recover.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
McClean throws a hook but Slice avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
No joy there for Slice, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Johnny Slice is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Slice tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
McClean throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Slice.
McClean throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Slice counters with a left and a right that stings McClean.
Johnny Slice seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slice will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Slice throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and McClean counters with a nice low kick that buckles Slice's knee momentarily.
A punch combination from McClean misses.
McClean throws a half hearted mid kick.
McClean takes a swing at Slice's ribcage but misses.
Slice lands with a kick to the temple. McClean shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
McClean scores with a one two! Slice had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Slice closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Slice - that will leave a mark!
Slice showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from McClean.
Slice scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Slice takes a jab right on the kisser.
Slice thuds his shin into the meat of McClean's side.
McClean swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Slice counters with a big head kick but McClean shrugs it off.
McClean fails with the takedown.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slice misses with a double jab.
Slice takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
McClean fails to land with a series of punches.
McClean misses with a hook. Slice ducked under it nicely.
Danga de danga de dang - Slice scores with a four punch combination!
McClean looks to throw the jab but Slice is out of range.
Slice throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Slice turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Slice throws a sloppy head kick
and Slice takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
McClean falls off balance throwing a combination
and Slice counters with a series of strikes. McClean will be more careful next time no doubt.
Slice on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by McClean. McClean obviously looking to wear him down.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Slice.
Slice works over McClean's head and body with a nice combination.
Slice lands a nice leg kick that just misses McClean's sensitive parts.
McClean misses with a combination
and Slice counters with a left and a right that stings McClean.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
McClean misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Slice.
Slice throws a head kick that misses.
McClean falls off balance throwing a combination
and Slice counters with a three punch combo that has McClean backing up. McClean nods at Slice to acknowledge the strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Slice dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Lenny McClean's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Slice throws a leg kick
and McClean counters with a thumping low kick.
McClean showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Slice.
Slice lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
McClean on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
McClean lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
McClean misses with a double jab
and Slice counters with a series of strikes. McClean will be more careful next time no doubt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McClean throws a one two combo.
Slice throws a left and a right that both miss
and McClean counters with a stiff right hand.
Slice misses with a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slice throws a sloppy head kick
and McClean counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Slice lands with a kick to the ribs.
McClean lands with a nice combination. Slice backs away looking to recover.
Slice explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
McClean attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
McClean connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Slice's hands.
Johnny Slice is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A jab from McClean does it's job there.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from McClean.
McClean throws a left and a right that both miss
and Slice counters with a three punch combo that has McClean backing up. McClean nods at Slice to acknowledge the strikes.
McClean throws a combination. Slice tries to block but a couple of punches get through.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
A solid leg kick lands there for McClean.
McClean tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Slice swivels and escapes.
Johnny Slice is winning the standup battle so far.
McClean scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
A left and a right from Slice both land. Nice combination.
McClean throws out a loose jab but Slice uses good head movement to avoid it.
McClean scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Lenny McClean has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McClean has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
McClean misses with a combination
and Slice counters with a head kick. That will keep McClean thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Some bone on bone action there as McClean checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
McClean throws a sloppy head kick
and Slice counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slice slips a jab and a cross from McClean.
McClean avoids the head kick by Slice.
Slice throws a head kick that misses.
McClean pushes Slice away with a front kick.
A low kick from Slice misses
and McClean counters with an inside leg kick.
Slice throws a combination that misses
and McClean counters with a body kick.
McClean displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
McClean throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Slice sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Slice misses with a wild combination.
Nice jab there from McClean.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
McClean throws a left and a right that both miss
and Slice counters with a series of strikes. McClean will be more careful next time no doubt.
Slice throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Slice looks to throw a body kick
and McClean makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Nice sprawl there from Slice as McClean shoots in.
Johnny Slice has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lenny McClean.
Slice looks to land a combination. McClean sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
McClean clobbers Slice with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
McClean misses with a double jab
and Slice counters with a nice leg kick.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Slice staying out of range there.
McClean is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Slice.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Johnny Slice.
Well Slice has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 29:28
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Johnny Slice!