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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Harry Distacio Jr (ranked 2383 p4p, 328 weight class) and Thiago Thiago (ranked 2113 p4p, 294 weight class). Distacio Jr comes into the arena with Red - Darkest Part blaring out of the sound system. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

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207 lbs
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215 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 wins, 2 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of New York, Harry Distacio Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 wins, 0 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Thiago Thiago!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Tarja Halkonen and Ben Zyskovitsi.



The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Distacio Jr avoids the body shot from Thiago.
Thiago throws a leg kick but Distacio Jr checks it.
A telegraphed right hand from Distacio Jr misses the target.
Thiago ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Thiago fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Distacio Jr has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Distacio Jr swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Distacio Jr has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Thiago finds it's way round the side to connect with Distacio Jr's head.
Thiago slips a jab from Distacio Jr.
Thiago moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Distacio Jr changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Thiago throws a low kick, looking for Distacio Jr's leg but Distacio Jr calmly moves out of range.
Distacio Jr lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Distacio Jr takes a swing at Thiago's ribcage but misses.
Distacio Jr looks to score with a jab to the body but Thiago is just out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thiago lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Distacio Jr circles away quickly and effectively.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Distacio Jr with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Distacio Jr moves out of range of the body kick.
Thiago dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Distacio Jr. That did some damage!
Distacio Jr scores with a leg kick.
Distacio Jr tries to land a body kick
and Thiago counters with a leg kick.
Distacio Jr ducks right into an uppercut from Thiago.
Distacio Jr waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Thiago.
Thiago moves out of range of the body kick from Distacio Jr.
Thiago tries a head kick but it misses.
Distacio Jr on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Thiago Thiago seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Distacio Jr throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Thiago on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Distacio Jr wants to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Distacio Jr wants to land a leg kick but Thiago is out of range.
Distacio Jr ducks right into an uppercut from Thiago.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Distacio Jr avoids a kick to the body.
Distacio Jr lands a head shot.

It looks like Thiago Thiago has been cut.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Distacio Jr.
Thiago pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Thiago shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Distacio Jr eats them both and turns towards Thiago to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.

It looks like Harry Distacio Jr has been cut.
Thiago thows a leg kick but Distacio Jr checks it
and Distacio Jr counters with a left to the body.
Thiago ducks under a wild hook from Distacio Jr.
Thiago doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.

Distacio Jr has closed the distance and engaged Thiago in a clinch.
Thiago misses with the head strike.
Thiago just leaning against Distacio Jr, taking a breather.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Distacio Jr blocks an uppercut.
Thiago misses with some punches.
Distacio Jr lands with a right to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thiago.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Thiago.
Thiago misses with a hook to the ribs.
Distacio Jr misses with a knee to the head.
Thiago throws a head punch that misses.
Distacio Jr with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Distacio Jr misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Thiago.
A shot in the inside from Distacio Jr.
Thiago misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thiago tries to circle away but Distacio Jr has him pinned against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Thiago.
Thiago lands a nice shot to the body.
Thiago lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Distacio Jr putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Thiago in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Distacio Jr tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A knee to the head by Distacio Jr.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thiago throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Thiago misses with a punch on the inside.
Thiago is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Distacio Jr works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Thiago looks winded!
Thiago blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thiago swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Distacio Jr tries a knee to the head but Thiago blocks it.
Distacio Jr misses with a punch to the body.
Thiago misses with a body punch.
Distacio Jr missing with knees to the body.
Thiago doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Distacio Jr lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Thiago misses with a body punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Harry Distacio Jr will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.


Thiago thumps Distacio Jr with a low kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Thiago.
Distacio Jr avoids the head kick by Thiago.
That kick from Thiago tenderised Distacio Jr's leg. Distacio Jr is trying to keep his angry face on.
Distacio Jr fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thiago manages to avoid it.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Distacio Jr.
Thiago connects with a leg kick. Distacio Jr looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Distacio Jr feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Thiagos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Thiago takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Thiago blocks a jab.
Distacio Jr tried to score with a low kick but Thiago checks it.
Thiago wants to slow Distacio Jr down by chopping away at his legs.
Thiago keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A head kick misses from Distacio Jr.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thiago will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Thiago walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Distacio Jr checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Thiago looks for the body kick but Distacio Jr saw that one coming.
Distacio Jr throws a body shot but no joy.
The fighters circling - Distacio Jr throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Thiago moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Thiago misses the target.
A head kick misses from Distacio Jr.
Distacio Jr on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Distacio Jr is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Thiago lands with a thumping leg kick.
Thiago tried to score with a low kick but Distacio Jr checks it.
Thiago looks to score with a jab to the body but Distacio Jr is just out of range.

Distacio Jr pushes Thiago up against the cage in a clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Distacio Jr throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Thiago blocks it with crossed arms.
Distacio Jr works on Thiago's body with a couple of short punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Distacio Jr.
Distacio Jr managing to block the knees to the body from Thiago.
Distacio Jr throws a punch but it's blocked by Thiago.
Thiago fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Distacio Jr with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Thiago avoiding damage as Distacio Jr throws knees to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Distacio Jr blocks an uppercut.

Distacio Jr drags the fight down to the ground.

Distacio Jr is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Thiago defends well.

Distacio Jr is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Distacio Jr looking for a sweep. Not yet Distacio Jr, not yet.
Distacio Jr has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Thiago has passed into side control.
Distacio Jr tries to buck Thiago off but Thiago is having none of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Distacio Jr is working hard here to advance position.
Thiago moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Distacio Jr tries to buck Thiago off but Thiago is having none of it.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Thiago taking a breather here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Harry Distacio Jr will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!



Thiago gets tackled into the cage by Distacio Jr. Distacio Jr maintains the clinch.
Thiago trying to land knees to the body.
Thiago misses with the head strike.
A nice left hand lands by Thiago.
Distacio Jr blocks a body shot from Thiago.
Distacio Jr misses with a knee to the head.
A short body shot lands from Thiago as the two fighters clinch.
Distacio Jr working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Distacio Jr throws a knee to the head but misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thiago tries to work over Distacio Jr's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Distacio Jr with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Distacio Jr prevents a body shot from Thiago.
Distacio Jr looking to throw knees to the head but Thiago is blocking nicely.
Thiago lands a right hand that snaps the head of Distacio Jr backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Distacio Jr tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Distacio Jr prevents a body shot from Thiago.
Distacio Jr misses with a knee strike.
Thiago misses with a body punch.
Thiago lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Thiago doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short right from Thiago on the inside.
Thiago misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short left from Distacio Jr.
Thiago stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Thiago struggles to land a body shot inside as Distacio Jr controls his hands.
Thiago lands a body shot.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Distacio Jr.
Thiago misses with an elbow strike.
Thiago stalls.
Thiago Thiago has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thiago misses with a body punch.
Thiago misses with the head strike.
Distacio Jr misses with a knee strike.
Thiago lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Distacio Jr backwards.
Thiago tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Distacio Jr is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Thiago pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Distacio Jr is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Thiago is defending well.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thiago working aggressively here.
Thiago lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Distacio Jr.
A nice left hand lands by Distacio Jr.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Distacio Jr.
Thiago tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Distacio Jr's elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Distacio Jr blocks an uppercut.
Distacio Jr with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Distacio Jr tries a knee to the head but Thiago blocks it.
Distacio Jr using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Thiago has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Thiago can't find room to land a body shot as Distacio Jr controls the action.
Thiago lands a left hand that snaps the head of Distacio Jr backwards.
Distacio Jr is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Harry Distacio Jr. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Thiago lands a body punch in the clinch.
Harry Distacio Jr is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Thiago blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Thiago's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Distacio Jr lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thiago lands a left hand.
Distacio Jr is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Thiago is defending well for now.
Distacio Jr misses with the head strike.
Thiago lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Distacio Jr throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Thiago blocks it with crossed arms.
Distacio Jr tries to land a knee to the head but Thiago blocks with his arms.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Thiago.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Distacio Jr.
Distacio Jr throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A short right from Thiago.
Thiago misses with the head strike.

And that's the end of the fight!
Thiago Thiago comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Distacio Jr has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 29:28
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 29:28
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Harry Distacio Jr!

An out of breath Harry Distacio Jr thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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