PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Lolipo Slider (ranked 2662 p4p, 361 weight class) and Tom Dyer (ranked 4885 p4p, 600 weight class). Dyer comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Zack Hemsey – Don't Get In My Way kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Lolipo Slider had a look across the ring there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Slider
vs
Dyer

187 cm
27
220 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

191 cm
30
218 lbs
6 - 9 - 0

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lolipo Slider!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Tom Dyer!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dyer throws a series of punches but Slider moves out of range.
Slider seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Dyer explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Dyer tests Slider's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Dyer has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Slider swings for the body but Dyer moves out of range.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dyer misses with a two punch combination.
Dyer doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Dyer misses with a hook
and Slider counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Dyer takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Sloppy strikes from Dyer. Those never looked like landing.
Slider has been working on his boxing with his coaches at LOD: Legion's PIT Fight Club in the buildup to the fight.
Dyer looks winded!
Slider moves out of range as Dyer throws a body kick.
Slider tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dyer was well out of range. Poor timing from Slider.
Dyer throws a body kick that misses.
Dyer is looking to land body kicks.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slider connects with a solid leg kick.
Dyer will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Slider feinted there with a counter leg kick.
A punch combination from Dyer misses.
Slider is looking to wear down Dyer with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Nice body punch from Slider.
Slider lands with a nice body punch.
A shot to the liver by Slider. Beautiful body shot.

Dyer tries to keep at a distance but Slider has taken the fight into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dyer takes an elbow to the temple.
Dyer with an attempt at a knee that misses.
A short right from Slider on the inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Slider.
Dyer takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Tom Dyer has been cut.
Slider stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Slider tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Slider lands an uppercut.
Slider lands an elbow that stopped Dyer in his tracks for a moment.
Slider unloads a knee to the mid-section. Dyer lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Dyer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Slider putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Dyer in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slider lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Slider comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

Dyer is rocked!
Dyer takes an elbow to the forehead.
Dyer is still on wobbly legs! Can Slider finish him?
Dyer takes an elbow to the forehead.
Slider creates a bit of space for himself and unleashed what can only be described as a tiger uppercut, straight out of Street Fighter! Dyer crashes to the mat! Can he make it back to his feet in time? 3,4,5,6... it doesn't look like he's going to make it! Dyer face plants back to the mat and the referee calls off the fight! Slider takes it with a brutal technical knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Lolipo Slider!
A very excited looking Lolipo Slider rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.