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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Nicholas Tessier (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Swollen Piss Bladder (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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155 lbs
4 - 1 - 0 |
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158 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Nicholas Tessier!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Swollen Piss Bladder!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Dmitry Maklakov and Viktor Lagutenko.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tessier defending well as Piss Bladder loads up on a big left hand.
Nicholas Tessier seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A cross from Piss Bladder lands.
Piss Bladder staying out of range there.
Piss Bladder throws a shot to the body.
Tessier throws a nice looking combination but Piss Bladder bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A combination from Tessier does no damage.
Piss Bladder stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Piss Bladder throws a body punch but Tessier moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tessier walks into a left hand.
Piss Bladder lands a jab to the head.
Tessier darts in trying to clinch
and Tessier takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Tessier is rocked!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tessier works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Piss Bladder connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Tessier throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Tessier really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Tessier misses with the combination.
A countering left hand to the body from Piss Bladder misses.
Tessier gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Piss Bladder thuds a left hand into Tessier's body.
Piss Bladder displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Tessier throws out the jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tessier moves into the clinch.
Tessier using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Piss Bladder has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Tessier struggles to land a body shot inside as Piss Bladder controls his hands.
Piss Bladder breaks from the clinch.
Piss Bladder moves out of range of the body kick from Tessier.
Nice defenses there by Tessier.
Piss Bladder comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Piss Bladder connects with a crisp jab.
Tessier misses with an uppercut. Piss Bladder saw that one coming.
No joy there for Tessier, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Piss Bladder misses with a straight right.
Tessier looks to land a body kick but Piss Bladder moved away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Piss Bladder keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Piss Bladder is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Tessier had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Tessier wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Piss Bladder takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Tessier lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Piss Bladder at a distance.
Piss Bladder connects with the punch.
Piss Bladder lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Tessier at a distance.
Tessier throws a poor cross that misses
and Piss Bladder cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Tessier drives through and clinches with Piss Bladder against the cage.
Piss Bladder breaks the clinch.
Tessier looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Piss Bladder lands a big uppercut and Tessier crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Tessier looks OK. Piss Bladder waves Tessier back to his feet!
Oh Tessier is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tessier ducks under a wild hook from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Tessier seems to have got his legs back now.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Piss Bladder scores with a jab.
Tessier walks straight into a right hand from Piss Bladder - that's dropped him! Piss Bladder jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Tessier from any more punishment! Tessier complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Swollen Piss Bladder!
Swollen Piss Bladder decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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