PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kyle Broflovski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Keith Horton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Broflovski comes to the cage accompanied by Jew on Christmas. Horton has chosen Dire Straits - Walk Of Life as his entrance music. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Broflovski
vs
Horton

185 cm
19
230 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

194 cm
22
280 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Experienced

Demonic Drugs
Demonic Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kyle Broflovski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Keith Horton!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Broflovski steps into range and cracks Horton with a monster punch that buckles his knees! Horton flops backwards and Broflovski dives into his guard looking to finish!

It looks like Keith Horton has been cut.
Broflovski wants to stand but Horton has a closed guard, so he can't escape.

Horton working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Broflovski doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Broflovski manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Horton manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Broflovski manages to get himself to full guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Broflovski is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Horton won't allow Broflovski to get back to his feet.
Broflovski tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Broflovski is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Horton dives into side control.
Horton is looking to take a break and control but Broflovski is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Broflovski is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Broflovski misses with a body shot.
Broflovski tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Broflovski bobbing and weaving well here. And he's unloaded with a massive right hand that drops Horton! He dives into his guard looking to finish!

Horton is rocked!

Broflovski stands up from Horton's guard - Broflovski perhaps looking for a knockout.
Horton is still on wobbly legs! Can Broflovski finish him?
Kyle Broflovski is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Broflovski darts in and lands a big hook, right on the button! Horton's legs crumble underneath him as he falls to the canvas! The ref tackles Broflovski before he gets to land any more shots to his stricken foe.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kyle Broflovski!