PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Professor F (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dirk Diggler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Professor F is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

F
vs
Diggler

150 cm
23
264 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

190 cm
22
283 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Very quick

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Professor F!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dirk Diggler!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Tiny Johnson and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diggler throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around F's waist but F gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Diggler off to one side.
Diggler takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
F misses with a wild body shot.
Diggler will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Diggler fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Professor F has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dirk Diggler.
Diggler closes the distance and clinches up with F, looking for a takedown. Diggler pushes F against the cage but F circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
A big left from F misses.
Diggler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Diggler shoots for a takedown but F saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Diggler tries for a takedown but F sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
F fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Diggler manages to avoid it.
F lands a right hook to the body.
Diggler looks gassed!

F changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Diggler looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
F in side control, just content to control the action for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
F has knee on belly and moves into mount.
F looking to control and managing it successfully.
F postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Diggler looks a forlorn figure.
F lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
F sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Diggler is desperately trying to improve his position but F has a good base and remains in mount.
F lands with some strikes.
Diggler taking shots to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
F lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
F lands a heavy elbow.
F landing shots from mount.
A nice elbow there by F.
F scoring with strikes but Diggler is staying in there.
F lands a big elbow - Diggler is in trouble! More strikes from the mount and Diggler is forced to tap out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Professor F!