PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Billy Madison (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Andy Finch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Andy Finch was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Madison
vs
Finch

200 cm
23
280 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

190 cm
23
240 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Self confident

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Determined

Blitzkrieg Formula 5000

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Billy Madison!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Andy Finch!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Madison.
Finch blocks a head kick by Madison.
Madison will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Madison avoids the head kick by Finch.
Madison misses with a head kick.
Finch swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Madison.
Finch misses with an uppercut.
Madison is looking to clinch.
Madison throws a head kick that misses.
Finch misses with a kick to the body.
Madison tries to clinch up but Finch circles away and keeps his distance.
Some wild striking there from Finch.
Madison tries to clinch there but Finch circles away.
Madison throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Madison tries a head kick but it misses.
Madison sets himself and throws a head kick that knocks Finch to the ground! Madison dives into full mount looking to finish!

It looks like Andy Finch has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Madison wants to get back to his feet but Finch is holding on tight.
Finch is in all sorts of trouble here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Madison wants to control the pace but Finch is squirming around nicely.
Finch slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.

Madison escapes and gets back to his feet.
Billy Madison seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Finch connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Madison is breathing heavily.
Madison displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Finch throws out the jab.
Madison throws a head kick but Finch moves out of range.
Madison misses with a kick to the body.
Madison keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Finch bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Madison's head.

It looks like Billy Madison has been cut.
Madison bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Madison tries to clinch up but Finch circles away and keeps his distance.
Finch throws a head kick but Madison moves out of range.
Madison gets cracked there but stands up to it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Some wild striking there from Finch.
Madison throws a lazy head kick
and Finch counters with a huge left! Madison is in big trouble! He's backing up but Finch isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Madison from any more damage. A dominating finish by Finch!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Andy Finch!