PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Lazy Bastard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hiro Robison (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Bastard
vs
Robison

190 cm
18
162 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

180 cm
18
160 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Big right hand

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Lazy Bastard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Hiro Robison!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Dirk Anderson and Sandra Marshall.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bastard lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

It looks like Hiro Robison has been cut.
Robison tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bastard swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Robison fails with the takedown.
Bastard lands with a cross.
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.
Robison changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Bastard has been working on his boxing with his coaches at King Of Pain in the buildup to the fight.
Bastard keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Robison is looking to clinch.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Robison misses with a takedown attempt - Bastard sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Lazy Bastard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hiro Robison.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Robison does a little dance to reset his feet.
Robison unleashes a big counter combination but Bastard bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
The fighters circling - Bastard throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard throws a nice looking combination but Robison bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Robison with the counter takedown but Bastard avoids it easily.
Robison misses with a takedown attempt - Bastard sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Robison misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Robison takes a jab right on the kisser.
Bastard lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Bastard.
Bastard cracks a nice hook into Robison's ribs.
Robison avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bastard keeps the fight on the outside.
Robison is trying hard to land a takedown here. Bastard sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Robison walks into a jab.
and Bastard counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Robison! He's just covering up as Bastard starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lazy Bastard!
Lazy Bastard thanked the fans post fight for their support.