PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Kaiser Canon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jesus Christ (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Christ has chosen Jesus Didn't Tap as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Kaiser Canon has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Kaiser Canon seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Canon
vs
Christ

189 cm
22
194 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

182 cm
22
185 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Improved boxing
Self confident

BJJ Purple Belt
Nice elbows
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kaiser Canon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jesus Christ!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Wesley Smith and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Canon moves out of range of the strikes.
Canon tries to bum rush Christ with a series of wild strikes but Christ uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Christ misses with an uppercut.
Christ misses with a hook.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Christ.
Canon will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Canon throws a series of punches but Christ moves out of range.
Christ tries to clinch but Canon is having none of it.
Good standup being displayed there by Canon as he connects with a hook.
Canon swinging wilding here.
Canon throws a right and a left that both miss.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Christ bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Christ misses with a straight right.
Christ bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Canon's head.
Canon throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Canon staying out of range there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Canon misses with a series of wild punches.
Canon throws a series of punches but Christ moves out of range.
Christ showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Canon.
Christ throws a hook to the side of Canon's head but Canon sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Christ misses with a double jab.
Canon keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Christ shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A right-left combo lands from Canon.
Canon throws a right hand that Christ ducks under and follows up with a left that Christ also avoids with ease.
Canon is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Canon swinging wilding here.
Canon jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Canon throws a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Left hook, right uppercut from Canon.
Canon misses with a wild combination.
Christ shoots in but no luck this time.
Kaiser Canon has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jesus Christ.
Canon misses with a straight left.
Canon throws a left and a right that both miss
and Christ counters with a straight right hand.
A combination from Canon does no damage.
Christ misses with a straight left.
Canon misses with a jab, cross combination.
A punch combination from Canon misses.
Canon misses with a straight right.
Christ moves away from the strike by Canon.
Canon misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Canon dodges the punch combination from Christ.
Canon lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Christ backs up against the cage.

It looks like Jesus Christ has been cut.
Canon misses with a hook
and Christ counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Canon misses with a wild combination.
Canon throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Canon swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Christ lands a jab to Canon's midsection.
Canon pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Canon is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Canon misses with a double jab
and Christ counters with a left and a right that stings Canon.
Christ throws a lazy right hand but Canon sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Christ throws the left hand but Canon avoids the punch easily.
Christ swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Canon looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Canon throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Christ counters with a two punch combo.
Canon displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Christ throws out the jab.
Christ throws a right and a left that Canon avoids nicely.
Christ throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Christ misses with a hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Canon throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Christ counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Canon waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract Christ.
Canon misses with a hook.
Christ takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Christ avoids a punch combination nicely.
Kaiser Canon seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Canon getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Canon misses with a body shot.
Canon swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Christ cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Canon displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Christ throws out the jab.
Canon swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
enabling Christ to counter with a crisp jab.
Canon misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Canon swings widly with a right hand
and Christ counters with a left and a right that stings Canon.
Canon throws a predictable looking body shot
and Christ counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Christ steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Canon.
Canon throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Christ walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kaiser Canon dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jesus Christ's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Christ lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Canon takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Canon misses with a right hand
and Christ connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Canon throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Christ counters with a left and a right that stings Canon.
Canon throws a left and a right that both miss
and Christ counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Christ takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Kaiser Canon is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Canon throws a one two combo.
Christ throws a hook but Canon avoids it easily.
Christ pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Canon throws a right hand that misses
letting Christ counter with a right hand.
Christ misses with a hook.
Canon misses with a left hand
and Christ counters with a right hand to the body.
Canon thows a body shot but no joy.
Canon misses with a wild combination.
Christ takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Canon misses with a two punch combination.
Christ is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Canon.
Kaiser Canon is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Christ throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Canon throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Good exchange - Christ coming out on top.
Canon throws a right and a left that both miss.
Canon misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Canon lands a nice shot to the body.
Canon lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Christ uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Canon.
Canon ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Canon misses with a hook to the body
and Christ cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Canon throws a hook but Christ avoids it easily.
Canon swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Christ cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Canon lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Christ on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Canon misses with a combination
and Christ counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Canon tests Christ's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A combination from Canon does no damage.
Canon misses with a hook.
Canon throws a lazy uppercut
and Christ connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A left lands for Christ.
Canon looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Good shot there by Christ.
Canon rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Christ moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Canon throws a right hand that misses
and Christ counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A jab from Christ misses.
Canon throws a body punch but Christ moves out of range.
Kaiser Canon is winning the standup battle so far.
A jab from Canon does it's job there.
Christ waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract Canon.
Canon falls off balance throwing a combination
and Christ counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A right-left combo lands from Canon.
Canon throws a jab when Christ was well out of range.
Canon digs a good hook to Christ's body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Christ misses with a hook
enabling Canon to counter with a crisp jab.
Christ walks into a stiff left hand from Canon.
Nice cross by Christ.
Christ loads up on a big right hand but Canon slips the punch.
Canon uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Christ.
Nice defenses there by Canon.
Canon misses with a looping left.
A big right from Canon misses.
Canon moves away from the strike by Christ.
Canon defending well as Christ loads up on a big left hand.
Canon fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Canon throws a jab when Christ was well out of range.
Christ drops his hands momentarily and Canon takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Christ misses with a looping left.
Christ loads up on a big right hand but Canon slips the punch.
Christ looks for a takedown but Canon sprawls well.
Canon tries to bum rush Christ with a series of wild strikes but Christ uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Christ uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Canon.
Canon throws a right hand that misses
enabling Christ to counter with a crisp jab.
Canon circles away from the clinch attempt.
Canon misses with a hook
and Christ makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Canon lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Christ at a distance.
Christ slips a straight right by Canon.
Christ lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Canon avoids the body shot from Christ.
Canon throws a series of punches but Christ moves out of range.
Canon rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Christ makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Christ fails to land with a series of punches.
Canon misses with a right hand
and Christ cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
No joy there for Canon, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Christ throws a jab when Canon was well out of range.
Christ fails to land with a series of punches.
Nice takedown defense from Canon. No joy for Christ on that attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kaiser Canon dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jesus Christ's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Christ uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Canon.
Nice jab there from Christ.
Canon misses with a few strikes there.
Canon misses with an uppercut
and Christ counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Canon defending well as Christ loads up on a big left hand.
Canon misses with a looping right.
Christ looks to land a left hand but Canon moved out of range nicely.
Canon throws a combination. Christ tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Canon misses with the combination.
Canon showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Christ.
Christ misses with a few strikes there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Christ lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Christ throws a right and a left that Canon avoids nicely.
Canon tries to bum rush Christ with a series of wild strikes but Christ uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A swing and a miss from Christ.
Canon misses with a two punch combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A decent looking cross lands there for Canon.
Canon digs a good hook to Christ's body.
Canon misses with a double jab
enabling Christ to counter with a crisp jab.
Christ shoots and misses
letting Canon counter with a right hand.
Christ takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Canon throws a lazy right hand but Christ sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Canon lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Canon's corner calls for a 1-2. Canon obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Canon misses with a combination
and Christ connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Canon with a hook.
Canon moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
No joy there for Christ, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Christ is looking to land body kicks.
Canon misses with a double jab
and Christ cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Canon rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Christ counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Canon misses with a hook
and Christ counters with a three punch combo that has Canon backing up. Canon nods at Christ to acknowledge the strikes.
Christ takes one to the chin there.
Canon swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Christ blocks a jab.
Canon staying out of range there.
Christ scores with a shot to the body.
Canon throws a lazy uppercut
and Christ counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Canon fails to land with a series of punches.
Christ swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Canon lands with a nice body punch.
Canon looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Canon throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Christ bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Christ with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Canon to score with a decent uppercut.
Canon misses with a combination
and Christ counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Christ connects with a good right hand that stumbles Canon. Canon circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Christ scores with a hook.
Christ displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Canon throws out the jab.
Christ misses with an uppercut.
Canon looks to land a left hand but Christ moved out of range nicely.
Canon throws a right and a left that both miss.
Canon fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Canon just misses with a punch to the body.
A lazy left from Canon finds it's target.
Canon throws the left hand but Christ avoids the punch easily.
Canon throws a jab when Christ was well out of range.
Nice straight punches there by Canon. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Canon.
Canon lands a with a good body shot.
Canon swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Christ cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A choreographed right hand from Canon misses the target.
Christ scores with a jab. Canon acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
No joy there for Christ, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Canon throws a combination that misses
and Christ counters with a straight right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Christ misses with a takedown attempt
and Canon counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Canon lands a head shot.
Canon swinging wilding here.
Canon avoids the body shot from Christ.
Christ loads up on a big right hand but Canon slips the punch.
Christ throws a jab but it's blocked by Canon.
Canon just misses with a punch to the body.
Canon misses with an uppercut.
Canon misses with a hook
and Christ counters with a stiff right hand.
Canon throws a big shot that misses.
Christ tries for a takedown but Canon sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Kaiser Canon has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jesus Christ.
Canon throws the left hand but Christ avoids the punch easily.
Canon darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Canon throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Christ cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jesus Christ has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jab from Canon.
Christ takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

And that's the end of the fight!
Kaiser Canon showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Canon has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:27
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kaiser Canon!