PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Dustin George (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and YouWill LickMyLeg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

George
vs
LickMyLeg

182 cm
18
151 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
25
150 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Prefers standup

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Dustin George!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, YouWill LickMyLeg!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Sam Margolis and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

George clinches.
George with an attempt at a knee that misses.
George lands an elbow inside that LickMyLeg shrugs off.
The referee is keeping an eye on George - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
George misses with a knee to the head.
LickMyLeg tries to circle away but George has him pinned against the cage.
George throws a head punch that misses.
LickMyLeg is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
George lands a right hand.
George prevents LickMyLeg from breaking the clinch.
George lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
George misses with the head strike.
LickMyLeg has had enough of the clinch but George keeps him there for the moment.
LickMyLeg can't break the clinch.
George scores a nice knee to the body.
LickMyLeg tries to circle away but George has him pinned against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
George pushes off an throws an elbow but LickMyLeg leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
George throws a head punch that misses.
George stalling the fight.
George lands on the inside with an uppercut.
LickMyLeg tries to break the clinch but George is controlling the position.
A head punch on the inside from George fails to land.
George is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.

That's one minute gone in the round.
George tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
LickMyLeg wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
George will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning LickMyLeg up against the cage.
A body shot lands from George.
George lands a left hand that snaps the head of LickMyLeg backwards.
LickMyLeg has had enough of the clinch but George keeps him there for the moment.
George lands a right hand that snaps the head of LickMyLeg backwards.
LickMyLeg tries to break free but George pushes him back against the cage.
A short right from George.
The referee calls for George to work.
LickMyLeg working hard to break the clinch.
George keeps control of LickMyLeg as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
George pressing his opponent against the cage.
LickMyLeg wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but George has him pressed against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
LickMyLeg avoids the elbow strike from George, against the cage.
LickMyLeg blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from George.
LickMyLeg can't break the clinch.
George has LickMyLeg pressed against the cage.
LickMyLeg blocks the elbow strike.
LickMyLeg wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
LickMyLeg has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
George is struggling to control the position.
LickMyLeg wants to break the clinch but can't.
LickMyLeg blocks an uppercut.
The referee is keeping an eye on George - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
George just leaning against LickMyLeg, taking a breather.
George is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. LickMyLeg is defending well for now.
George misses with the head strike.
George throws a knee to the head but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by LickMyLeg.
George slows down the pace here.
George looking to throw knees to the head but LickMyLeg is blocking nicely.
LickMyLeg blocking some punches.
George throws a head punch that misses.
George using the Thai plumb to throw knees but LickMyLeg has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
George is breathing heavily.
LickMyLeg is trying to break the clinch but George has him pressed against the cage.
A hook to the body from George.
George really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
LickMyLeg has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
LickMyLeg can't break the clinch.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from George.
George with an attempt at a knee that misses.
LickMyLeg being controlled against the cage.
LickMyLeg is trying to break the clinch but George is controlling him.
LickMyLeg wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
LickMyLeg has had enough of the clinch but George keeps him there for the moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
George looking to throw knees to the head but LickMyLeg is blocking nicely.
LickMyLeg is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
LickMyLeg has had enough of the clinch but George keeps him there for the moment.
LickMyLeg dodges an elbow strike from George.
LickMyLeg can't break the clinch.
LickMyLeg wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
George stalls.
George softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
LickMyLeg being controlled against the cage.
George keeps control of LickMyLeg as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
George keeps control of LickMyLeg as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
LickMyLeg is trying to break the clinch but George is controlling him.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
George is struggling to control the position.
LickMyLeg wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
LickMyLeg blocking some punches.
LickMyLeg looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dustin George dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

A head kick by LickMyLeg misses

and George counters with a shoot takedown. LickMyLeg fights it but they end up in guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
LickMyLeg avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
George knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for LickMyLeg on the ground.

LickMyLeg kicks George off and gets to his feet.
LickMyLeg misses with a head kick.
LickMyLeg throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
LickMyLeg throws a head kick that misses.
Dustin George is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

George closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
George is struggling to control the position.
George has LickMyLeg pressed against the cage, preventing LickMyLeg from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
LickMyLeg is trying to break the clinch but George is controlling him.
The referee is keeping an eye on George - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
George swings away with an uppercut that misses.
George has a couple of punches blocked by LickMyLeg.
George using the Thai plumb to throw knees but LickMyLeg has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
LickMyLeg is trying to break the clinch but George has him pressed against the cage.
George avoiding damage.
George with an attempt at a knee that misses.
A knee to the head by George.
George lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of LickMyLeg backwards.
LickMyLeg wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but George has him pressed against the cage.
George keeps control of LickMyLeg as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Dustin George has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A short uppercut from George.
LickMyLeg tries to break the clinch but George is controlling the position.
George throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
LickMyLeg wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
George keeps control of LickMyLeg as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A frustrated look appears on LickMyLeg's face as he tries to break the clinch.
George has a couple of punches blocked by LickMyLeg.
LickMyLeg blocks the elbow strike.
LickMyLeg can't break the clinch.
George lands on the inside with an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
George manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
LickMyLeg is trying to push George away but George has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
George will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning LickMyLeg up against the cage.
LickMyLeg being controlled against the cage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
George tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
George leaning his opponent against the cage.
LickMyLeg wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
LickMyLeg can't break the clinch.
LickMyLeg tries to break the clinch but George is controlling the position.
LickMyLeg looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
George lands an elbow just above LickMyLeg 's eye.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
LickMyLeg has had enough of the clinch but George keeps him there for the moment.
LickMyLeg is looking to break free of the clinch but George has double underhooks.
A short left from George.
George is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
LickMyLeg tries to break free but George pushes him back against the cage.
LickMyLeg wants to break the clinch but can't.
LickMyLeg wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but George has him pressed against the cage.
George keeps the fight in the clinch, despite LickMyLeg's efforts to push away.
George is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that LickMyLeg can do to turn this around?
A frustrated look appears on LickMyLeg's face as he tries to break the clinch.
LickMyLeg is trying to break the clinch but George has him pressed against the cage.
LickMyLeg is trying to break free.
George lands a nice elbow.
LickMyLeg is trying to force a seperation but George has the dominant position.
George lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
George keeps the fight in the clinch, despite LickMyLeg's efforts to push away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
LickMyLeg has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
George taking a breather.
George tries to land knees in the clinch but LickMyLeg avoids the damage to the body.
George stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
George lands a damaging elbow.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, George creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
LickMyLeg is trying to force a seperation but George has the dominant position.
LickMyLeg is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
George misses with a hook from the clinch.
LickMyLeg working hard to break the clinch.
George tries to throw a body punch but LickMyLeg avoids it by throwing George back against the cage.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
George keeps the fight in the clinch, despite LickMyLeg's efforts to push away.
George lands with a short punch from the clinch.
George lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dustin George dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

LickMyLeg throws a head kick but George moves out of range.
A head kick by LickMyLeg misses

and George counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for LickMyLeg!

George swings around for an armbar but LickMyLeg sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into George's guard.
George looking for a sweep. Not yet George, not yet.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now George is on top in guard.

George postures up in LickMyLeg's guard and throws a big left but LickMyLeg blocks it.

George stands up from LickMyLeg's guard - George perhaps looking for a knockout.
YouWill LickMyLeg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
LickMyLeg misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
George tries to counter by clinching up but LickMyLeg breaks away and moves out of range.
LickMyLeg throws a head kick that misses.
George seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
LickMyLeg takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
LickMyLeg throws a sloppy head kick and George moves out of range easily.
LickMyLeg pulls out of a head kick attempt.
George is looking to counter the offense by LickMyLeg and move into the clinch.

George forces LickMyLeg back against the cage and clinches.
George scores with a shot to the side of LickMyLeg's head.
George gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
LickMyLeg wants to break free but George has control.
George tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
George stalling.
LickMyLeg takes a knee to the side of the body.
George misses with an elbow strike.
George has LickMyLeg pressed against the cage, preventing LickMyLeg from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
LickMyLeg is trying to push George away but George has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
LickMyLeg tries to break the clinch but George is controlling the position.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from George.
George has LickMyLeg pressed against the cage, preventing LickMyLeg from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
LickMyLeg tries to break the clinch but George is controlling the position.
George digs a right hand into LickMyLeg's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on LickMyLeg's gas tank.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
LickMyLeg has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
George stalls.
George lands with a short shot to the head.
George lands a hook that snaps the head of LickMyLeg backwards.
George keeps control of LickMyLeg as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
George lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by LickMyLeg.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
George taking a breather.
George unloads a knee to the mid-section.
LickMyLeg tries to break free but George pushes him back against the cage.
George swings away with an uppercut that misses.
George lands a nice shot to the body.
George misses with a punch on the inside.
George pressing his opponent against the cage.
George using the Thai plumb to throw knees but LickMyLeg has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
George keeps control of LickMyLeg as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
LickMyLeg wants to break free but George has control.
George lands a shoulder strike.
George has LickMyLeg pressed against the cage, preventing LickMyLeg from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
LickMyLeg looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
George manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
George lands with a light punch inside.
LickMyLeg is trying to break the clinch but George has him pressed against the cage.
George tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
George lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
LickMyLeg is trying to break free.
LickMyLeg avoids the elbow strike from George, against the cage.
The referee calls for George to work.
LickMyLeg tries to circle away but George has him pinned against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
LickMyLeg is trying to force a seperation but George has the dominant position.
LickMyLeg has had enough of the clinch but George keeps him there for the moment.
George's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
George throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but LickMyLeg blocks it with crossed arms.
LickMyLeg wants to get back to striking at distance but George won't allow it.
George stalls.
LickMyLeg is trying to break the clinch but George has him pressed against the cage.
George trying to land knees to the body.
LickMyLeg is trying to break the clinch but George is controlling him.
LickMyLeg is trying to break the clinch but George has him pressed against the cage.
LickMyLeg is trying to force a seperation but George has the dominant position.
A quick uppercut on the inside from George.
YouWill LickMyLeg has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dustin George is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as George takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dustin George showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for George, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Gold scores the fight 30:26
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 30:26
Judge James Glass scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dustin George!
The defeated YouWill LickMyLeg had this to say: 'your mom will be sucked'.