PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Randy Landy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Real Me (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Landy
vs
Me

191 cm
25
224 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

178 cm
18
230 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Randy Landy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Real Me!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Tiny Johnson and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Landy instigates a clinch.
Me misses with the head strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Landy.
Landy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Landy working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Landy lands with a left to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Me.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Me.
Landy lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Me or not.
Me looks winded!
Landy is working Me over against the cage.
Landy lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Landy pushes Me back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Landy gets through Me's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Landy makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Landy scores with a shoulder strike.
A shot in the inside from Landy.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Landy.
Landy scores with a shoulder strike.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Landy.
Landy lands a hook that snaps the head of Me backwards.
Landy lands a shot to the body.
A short body shot lands from Landy as the two fighters clinch.
Still in the clinch, Landy scores with a nice short uppercut.
Still in the clinch, Landy scores with a nice short uppercut.
Landy is working Me over against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Landy softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Landy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Landy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Landy.
Landy pushes Me back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Landy lands a left hand that snaps the head of Me backwards.
Landy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A right handed body shot lands from Landy.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Landy.
Landy presses Me against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Landy lands a hook that snaps the head of Me backwards.
Nice body punch from Landy.
Landy lands with a light punch inside.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Landy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A nice right hand lands inside from Landy.
Landy lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Landy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Landy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Me backwards.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Landy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Landy lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Me or not.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Landy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Landy throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Still in the clinch, Landy scores with a nice short uppercut.
Landy scores with a nice hook to the head.
A short uppercut from Landy.
Landy scores with a shoulder strike.
Landy lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Me takes a shot to the head.
Landy lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Me backwards.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Landy.

Me is rocked!
Landy lands an uppercut.
Me is still on wobbly legs! Can Landy finish him?
Landy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Landy softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Landy.
A nice right hand lands inside from Landy.
Landy lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Landy.
A short left from Landy.
Landy lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Landy dips a shoulder and cracks Me with a mighty uppercut! Me falls back against the cage and Landy unloads with a barrage of strikes! Me is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Landy screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Randy Landy!
An out of breath Randy Landy thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.