PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stew Sauced (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Konstantin Saraste (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sauced's entrance music is Irish Jig. A fine choice. Konstantin Saraste is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Sauced
vs
Saraste

194 cm
35
219 lbs
13 - 15 - 0

175 cm
28
205 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Stew Sauced!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Konstantin Saraste!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, George Francis and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Saraste gets a takedown into half guard.
Saraste throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Saraste missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

Saraste is looking for a kimura but Sauced is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Saraste to get the leverage.
Saraste is looking to take a break and control but Sauced is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Sauced keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sauced controlling the position for now.
Sauced has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Saraste is working away from the top position though.
Saraste is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Sauced!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Saraste throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Saraste throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Sauced because Saraste loaded up on that one.
Saraste throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Saraste putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!

It looks like Stew Sauced has been cut.
Saraste wants to control the pace but Sauced is squirming around nicely.
Saraste tries to push Sauced's head away but Sauced is holding on tight.
Saraste postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Sauced looks a forlorn figure.
Saraste postures up and throws a couple of big shots that have Sauced in real trouble here! The ref calls for Sauced to improve his position which he doesn't do, so the referee has no choice but to end the fight due to the strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Konstantin Saraste!
Konstantin Saraste very nearly forgot to thank MayheM sportswear amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.