PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dan Dango (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Optimus Rimes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dango comes into the arena with ChaChaLaLa blaring out of the sound system. Rimes has chosen Sweet Dreams by Marilyn Manson as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Dango
vs
Rimes

188 cm
30
220 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

204 cm
42
217 lbs
24 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dan Dango!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Optimus Rimes!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Elvis Blanc and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dango throws a big shot that misses.
Dango looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Rimes throws an overhand right that lands on Dango's shoulder, as Dango tries to avoid the shot.
Dango misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rimes.
Rimes misses with a body kick.
Rimes moves out of range as Dango strikes.
Rimes connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Dango avoids the head kick by Rimes.
Rimes scores with a push kick.
Dango walks into a stiff left hand from Rimes.
Rimes fakes the leg kick and cracks Dango in the body.
Rimes tries to land a body kick
and Rimes takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Rimes throws a half hearted mid kick.
Rimes lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dango misses the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rimes connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

It looks like Dan Dango has been cut.
Dango rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Rimes connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dango sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Rimes misses with a straight left.
Dango takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Dango misses with a hook.
Rimes looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dango misses with a few strikes there.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Rimes.
Rimes has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Rimes lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Rimes throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Rimes cracks a nice hook into Dango's ribs.
Dango connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Rimes's hands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice uppercut there from Dango.
Dango stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Rimes.
Rimes feints a jab and as Dango dips his head, Rimes unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Dango right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Dango falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Rimes smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Optimus Rimes!
Optimus Rimes thanked the fans post fight for their support.