PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wee Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bumba Goober (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wee Man has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Man
vs
Goober

208 cm
25
200 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

190 cm
25
220 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Quark's

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Wee Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Bumba Goober!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Michael Johnstone and Peter Branson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Goober looks to land a left hand but Man moved out of range nicely.
Man went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Bumba Goober seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Man lands the left hand.
Man walks forward, straight into a front kick from Goober.
Goober lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Goober looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Some wild striking there from Man.
Man bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A little feinted left hand from Man on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Man takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Man definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Man really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Goober displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Man throws out the jab.
Goober looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Goober just misses with a punch to the body.
Man swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Man takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Man throws a good cross that connects.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Goober moves out of range as Man strikes.
Goober fakes the leg kick and cracks Man in the body.
Goober thuds his shin into the meat of Man's side.
Man misses with the combination.
Goober keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Man.
Man moves out of range of the strikes.
Goober bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Man's head.
Man moves away from the strike by Goober.
Man is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Man lands with a shot to the body.
Goober throws a lazy right hand but Man sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
It looked like Man was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Goober uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Man.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Goober moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A swing and a miss from Goober.
Goober throws a low kick but Man avoids it.
Man throwing a counter right hand but Goober manages to avoid it.
Goober misses with a hook
and Man counters with a lovely shot to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Goober walks into a jab.
Man ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Goober moves away.
Man stuns Goober with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Man blocks a jab.
Man throws a combination. Goober tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Goober thumps Man with a low kick.
Goober scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Goober staying out of range there.
Man loads up on a big right hand but Goober slips the punch.
Man moves away from the strike by Goober.
Man will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Goober throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Goober takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Man lands a jab to the nose.
Man bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Goober walks into a left hand.
Goober lands a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Man throws a right hand that misses
and Goober counters with a good, hard body kick but Man shrugs it off.

Goober moves into the clinch.
Man prevents a body shot from Goober.
Goober stalling against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Goober lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Goober working aggressively here.
Goober scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Goober misses with the head strike.

Man pulls guard successfully.
Man working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Goober.

Man working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Goober doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Man is tightening it up a little... Goober has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Goober reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Goober taps out! Nice BJJ there by Man!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Wee Man!