PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Donald Trump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jake Sekany (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Trump comes to the cage accompanied by Trump Is on Your Side. Sekany has chosen Centerfield as his entrance music. Donald Trump could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jake Sekany's chin.

Trump
vs
Sekany

190 cm
25
277 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

195 cm
18
262 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Intelligent

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Donald Trump!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jake Sekany!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Tiny Johnson and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Trump with a nice cross.
Sekany shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Trump defends it nicely.
Sekany plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

It looks like Donald Trump has been cut.
Nice uppercut there from Trump.
Trump lunges in with a left hook that violently twists Sekany head around and knocks him out cold! Trump hops onto the cage and yells out at the top of his lungs - Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah! They're showing the replay on the big screens now; that was nasty! I hope one of the photographers got a good shot of it.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Donald Trump!
Donald Trump bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
The defeated Jake Sekany had this to say: 'Don't make me throw a ball at you, you got lucky and I will be back. I never quit, I just get better...'.