PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Squanchy Squanch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dallas Bond (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Squanch
vs
Bond

178 cm
21
157 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

175 cm
51
159 lbs
29 - 19 - 0

Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Fenrir Fightgear - Be the Wolf

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Squanchy Squanch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dallas Bond!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Matheus Silva and Thiago Cunha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circling - Bond throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bond rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Squanch counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bond pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bond tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Squanch counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Bond thinking.
A low kick from Bond misses
and Squanch counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bond throws a poor cross that misses
and Squanch counters with a nice uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bond throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Squanch cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bond throws a right hand that misses
and Squanch counters with a slapping leg kick.
Bond scores with a hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bond throws a lazy uppercut
letting Squanch counter with a right hand.
Bond ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bond tries to clinch
and Squanch makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Bond throws out a loose jab but Squanch uses good head movement to avoid it.

Bond closes the distance and pushes Squanch back into the cage.
Squanch lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

It looks like Dallas Bond has been cut.
Bond looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Bond stalls.
A nice left hand lands by Squanch.
Squanch comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Squanch lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Bond using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Squanch has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Squanch blocks an uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Bond misses with a body punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice elbow from Squanch.
Squanch scores with a nice hook to the head.
Squanch scores with a shot to the side of Bond's head.
Squanch lands an elbow inside that Bond shrugs off.
Squanch lands a left hand.

That has opened up Dallas Bond's cut even more.
Squanch lands with a right to the head.
With the fighters up against the cage, Squanch throws an elbow but misses.
Squanch blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Squanch doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Still in the clinch, Bond scores with a nice short uppercut.
Bond throws an elbow that misses.
Our sources have told us that Squanch has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Squanch throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bonds head.
Squanch blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Squanch gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Bond misses with some punches.
A short right from Squanch.
Squanch blocks the elbow strike.
Squanch lands a shoulder strike.
Squanch lands an elbow just above Bond 's eye.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Squanch goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Squanch lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Squanch lands a right hand.
Squanch lands a hook to the side of the head.
Squanch is pushing Bond up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Squanch lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bond backwards.
Squanch creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Bond's defenses.
Bond using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Squanch has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Squanch throws an elbow but it misses.
Squanch throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bonds head.
Bond swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bond blocks an elbow strike from Squanch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Squanch.
Bond misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bond misses with an elbow strike.
Squanch lands an elbow inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Squanch digs a right hand underneath Bond's ribcage. Bond let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Squanch is working Bond over against the cage.
Squanch avoids a wild elbow strike from Bond.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Squanch takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Squanch lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Squanch working some nice short punches in the clinch.

The cut above Dallas Bond's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Squanch blocking some punches.
Bond misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Squanch.
Squanch works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Squanch lands a damaging elbow.
Squanch comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Squanch creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Bond's defenses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bond throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Squanch blocks it with crossed arms.
Bond lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Bond prevents a body shot from Squanch.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Squanchy Squanch dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Dallas Bond's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Bond wants to clinch but Squanch slips to the side
and Bond takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Squanch slips a jab from Bond.
Squanch is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Bond misses with a lunging right hand
and Squanch counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A combination from Bond does no damage.
A swing and a miss from Bond.
And Squanch counters with a quick kick to the body but Bond blocks it.
Bond throws an off balance right hand
and Squanch connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bond rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Squanch counters with a nice low kick that buckles Bond's knee momentarily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Squanch avoids a punch combination nicely.
Squanch is looking to counter punch.
Bond throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Squanch counters with a straight right hand.
Bond swings widly with a right hand
and Squanch cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A combination from Bond does no damage.
Squanch wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Bond missing with a left hand there. Squanch was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A counter left hand to the body from Squanch misses its target.
Bond throws a sloppy head kick and Squanch moves out of range easily.
Squanch swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Dallas Bond seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bond throws a poor cross that misses
and Squanch counters with a straight right hand.
Bond throws a poor cross that misses

and Squanch counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Squanch.
Squanch blocks the elbow strike.
Squanch misses with a hook to the ribs.
Squanch tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bond's elbow.
Squanch is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bond can do to turn this around?
Bond blocks an elbow strike.
Squanch avoiding damage as Bond throws knees to the body.
Bond doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bond takes a shot to the head.
Squanch gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Good body shot from Squanch.
Bond is breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Squanch lands a body punch in the clinch.
Squanch lands a body punch.
Squanch lands an elbow just above Bond 's eye.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Squanch lands an elbow that stopped Bond in his tracks for a moment.

Dallas Bond's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Squanchy Squanch has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A short right from Squanch on the inside.
Bond throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Squanch blocks it with crossed arms.
Squanch dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Squanch lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Nice elbow from Squanch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Squanch.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Dallas Bond's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Squanchy Squanch!
Squanchy Squanch took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Fenrir Fightgear - Be the Wolf for their support in the buildup to the fight.