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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pugilistic Dementia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jason Canning (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Dementia might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Hit Me With Your Best Shot - Pat Benatar. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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208 lbs
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225 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pugilistic Dementia!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
45 - 22 - 2, fighting out of Montreal, Jason Canning!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, George Francis and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A leg kick checked by Canning.
Dementia avoids the head kick by Canning.
Canning uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dementia.
Dementia throws a push kick but Canning slaps the foot to one side.
Canning looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
As Canning backs away, Dementia returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Canning misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dementia has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Marijuana Gardens in the buildup to the fight.
Dementia goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Canning throws out a counter right but Dementia avoids it with no problem.
Dementia throws a looping overhand right but Canning ducks down to avoid it.
A nice side step and Canning releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Canning defending well as Dementia loads up on a big left hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dementia throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Dementia throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Canning takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
A jab from Dementia finds it's way through Canning's defenses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Canning.
Dementia throws a nice inside leg kick.
Dementia does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Canning looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Canning fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dementia manages to avoid it.
Dementia appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Dementia misses with a straight left.
Pugilistic Dementia seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dementia pushes Canning up against the cage in a clinch.
Dementia avoids a wild elbow strike from Canning.
A nice left hand lands by Canning.
Canning breaks from the clinch.
Dementia looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Dementia throws the kick towards the body but Canning avoids it.
Dementia throws a half hearted mid kick.
Canning is looking to land body kicks.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dementia wants to slow Canning down by chopping away at his legs.
Canning was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Canning misses with a straight left.
Dementia chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Canning displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dementia throws out the jab.
Canning takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dementia misses with a body shot.
A nice side step and Canning releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Dementia looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dementia tries to land a front kick but Canning steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Dementia misses with a low kick.
Canning throws a hook to the side of Dementia's head but Dementia sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dementia throws a leg kick but Canning checks it.
Dementia backing away here, and Canning unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Canning slips under a jab.
Dementia doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Canning scores with a punch to the head.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dementia.
Dementia throws a sloppy head kick and Canning moves out of range easily.
Canning flicks out a counter leg kick but Dementia steps away.
Canning misses with a jab, cross combination.
Dementia lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dementia swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dementia clinches with his opponent.
Canning manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Dementia avoiding damage as Canning throws knees to the body.
Nice body punch from Dementia.
Canning misses with some punches.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dementia misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dementia taking a breather.
Canning tries to land knees in the clinch but Dementia avoids the damage to the body.
Dementia misses with a knee strike.
Canning landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Dementia misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dementia misses with a short punch on the inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dementia misses with some punches.
Dementia scores with a shot to the side of Canning's head.
Dementia tries to throw a body punch but Canning avoids it by throwing Dementia back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Canning.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Canning.
Dementia using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Canning has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Dementia blocks an elbow strike.
Canning tries to break free but Dementia pushes him back against the cage.
Canning scores with an uppercut up the middle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Pugilistic Dementia dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Canning with a nice cross.
Canning looks to land a body kick but Dementia moved away.
An inside leg kick lands from Dementia.
Dementia tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Canning tries a quick counter leg kick but Dementia is wise to it.
Dementia misses with a few strikes there.
Canning is trying to counter with his kicks.
Dementia checks a low kick from Canning.
Dementia throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Canning sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Pugilistic Dementia is winning the standup battle so far.
Dementia is looking to slow Canning down with leg kicks.
Canning blocks a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dementia lands a glancing blow to the side of Canning's head.
Canning takes one to the side of the head.
Canning connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dementia. Dementia circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Dementia avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dementia scores with a leg kick.
Dementia uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Canning.
Dementia lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
An inside leg kick lands from Dementia.
Canning throws a head kick but Dementia moves out of range.
Canning cracks a nice hook into Dementia's ribs.
Dementia tries a head kick but it misses.
Dementia is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Canning can do to turn this around?
Dementia throws a head kick that misses.
Canning doesn't manage to clinch there - Dementia circles away.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dementia.
Canning is looking to clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dementia throws a low kick, looking for Canning's leg but Canning calmly moves out of range.
Canning's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Dementia misses with a body kick.
Dementia avoids the head kick by Canning.
Canning rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Dementia counter with a right hand.
Dementia lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Canning drives through and clinches with Dementia against the cage.
Dementia lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dementia lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dementia tries a body shot but Canning blocks it.
Canning trying to land knees to the body.
Dementia misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dementia takes an elbow to the temple.
It looks like Pugilistic Dementia has been cut.
A head punch on the inside from Dementia fails to land.
Dementia is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Canning is defending well for now.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Canning tries to work over Dementia's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dementia tries to throw a body punch but Canning avoids it by throwing Dementia back against the cage.
Canning lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Canning fails to land.
Dementia tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Canning has Dementia pushed against the cage.
Canning takes a shot to the head.
Dementia lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dementia.
Canning misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dementia tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Dementia avoiding damage as Canning throws knees to the body.
Canning doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Canning misses with a punch on the inside.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Canning blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dementia working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Dementia wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Canning has him pressed against the cage.
Pugilistic Dementia has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Canning tries to land knees in the clinch but Dementia avoids the damage to the body.
Dementia lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dementia takes an elbow to the forehead.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dementia tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dementia scores a nice knee to the body.
Canning swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Canning blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Dementia.
Canning missing with knees to the body.
Canning misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Dementia.
A right handed body shot lands from Dementia.
Canning is breathing heavily.
Canning on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Pugilistic Dementia dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Pugilistic Dementia's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Canning - that will leave a mark!
Dementia keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Canning on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Canning checks a low kick from Dementia.
A countering left hand to the body from Canning misses.
Canning throws a head kick but Dementia moves out of range.
Canning blocks a jab.
Dementia fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Canning on the side of the head.
Dementia paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Canning throws a body shot but no joy.
Dementia feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Dementia throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Dementia throws a looping overhand right but Canning ducks down to avoid it.
Dementia backing away here, and Canning unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Dementia lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dementia waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Canning.
Canning tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dementia misses with an uppercut.
Dementia swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dementia ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dementia works the jab nicely.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dementia lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Canning has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Canning and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Dementia lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Dementia lands a nice shot that snaps Canning's head back.
Canning keeps the fight on the outside.
Dementia throws a low kick but Canning moves out of range easily.
Canning throws a solid leg kick but Dementia takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Canning.
Jason Canning has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dementia jabs Canning to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Nice defenses there by Canning.
Dementia connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Canning throws a head kick that misses
and Dementia counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Dementia scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Pugilistic Dementia is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Canning tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Canning slips a jab from Dementia.
Dementia throws a low kick but Canning avoids it.
Canning moves forwards but Dementia connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Dementia throws a hook but Canning blocks it.
Dementia misses with a low kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dementia cracks Canning with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Canning sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Dementia avoids the head kick by Canning.
Dementia dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Canning. That did some damage!
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Dementia!
Canning pulls out of a head kick attempt.
An inside leg kick lands from Dementia.
Dementia misses with a few strikes there.
Dementia looks to land a right hand but Canning moved out of range.
Canning takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Dementia jabs Canning to the body, keeping him at a distance.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Canning takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Canning takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Dementia moves away from the strike by Canning.
Dementia fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Dementia scores with a jab.
Dementia fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Canning has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Dementia smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Dementia throws a nice outside leg kick.
Canning throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Dementia avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dementia closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
And that's the end of the fight!
Pugilistic Dementia showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Dementia has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:27
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pugilistic Dementia!
Our winner, Pugilistic Dementia, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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hype
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