PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Austin Powers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brewster B (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Brewster B was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Powers
vs
B

175 cm
22
150 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

172 cm
23
144 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Big heart

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Solid chin

JOKER FIGHTGEAR

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Austin Powers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Brewster B!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, James Ackerman and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Powers gets a takedown into half guard.
Powers trying to pass the guard but B defending well.
Powers is trying to control the action in half guard but B is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Powers wants to pass the guard but B is defending well.
Powers is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Powers trying to control the action but B is working from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
B wants to get back to full guard.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
B drops Powers with a nice combination! B dives into Powers's guard, looking to finish!

Powers is rocked!
B arches his back and unloads with a massive left and a right! Powers's eyes roll back into his head, he's out cold! The ref dives in to stop the fight - wow, they were hard shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Brewster B!