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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Odin Thorsen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Theodore Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Thorsen's entrance music is Skalder og Legender. A fine choice. Thundercunt has chosen What a Wonderful World-Louis Armstrong as his entrance music. Odin Thorsen has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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250 lbs
11 - 3 - 0 |
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245 lbs
16 - 7 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Odin Thorsen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Theodore Thundercunt!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thundercunt moves into the clinch.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Thorsen.
Thorsen misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
I was talking to Thorsen's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Thorsen misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thorsen misses with a body punch.
Thorsen misses with a punch on the inside.
Thorsen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thorsen lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Thorsen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thorsen misses with the head strike.
Thorsen breaks the clinch.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but Thorsen is having none of it.
Thorsen keeps the fight on the outside.
A big left from Thorsen misses.
Thundercunt connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Thorsen momentarily.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Thundercunt has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Thundercunt lunges at Thorsen with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Thorsen's hand.
Thorsen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Thundercunt sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Thorsen avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Thundercunt is looking to clinch.
Thorsen was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but Thorsen moves out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thundercunt is looking to clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thorsen lands with an uppercut that bounces Thundercunt off the cage and back into range.
A punch combination from Thorsen misses.
Thundercunt tries to counter with a clinch but Thorsen shakes him off and moves away.
Thundercunt ducks under a wild hook from Thorsen.
Thorsen misses with an uppercut.
Theodore Thundercunt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Thundercunt looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Thundercunt fails with an attempt to clinch.
An attempted straight right counter from Thorsen misses the target.
Thundercunt tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but Thorsen is having none of it.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Thundercunt wants to clinch up but Thorsen keeps it at a distance.
Thorsen swats away the attempt to clinch by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but Thorsen is having none of it.
Thundercunt tries to clinch there but Thorsen circles away.
Thorsen fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Thorsen avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Thundercunt is looking to clinch but Thorsen is avoiding it.
Thundercunt connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt darts in and clinches Thorsen up against the cage.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short body shot lands from Thorsen as the two fighters clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thundercunt lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Thorsen backwards.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt lands a left hand.
Thorsen wants to get back to striking at distance but Thundercunt won't allow it.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thorsen struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Thorsen throws a punch but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thorsen makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thorsen takes a shot to the head.
Thorsen misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thorsen lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thorsen lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thorsen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Thorsen takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thorsen.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Thorsen misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt works on Thorsen's body with a couple of short punches.
Thorsen is breathing heavily.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Thorsen controls his hands.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thorsen's elbow.
Thundercunt lands a body punch.
Thorsen tries to break free but Thundercunt pushes him back against the cage.
Thorsen swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thorsen swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thorsen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Thundercunt wants to clinch up but Thorsen keeps it at a distance.
Thorsen pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Thundercunt tries to clinch up.
Thundercunt ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thundercunt tries to counter with a clinch but Thorsen shakes him off and moves away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt is looking to clinch but Thorsen is avoiding it.
Thundercunt tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Thorsen paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Thorsen counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Thundercunt is looking to clinch but Thorsen is avoiding it.
Thundercunt wants to clinch.
Thundercunt tries to clinch
and Thorsen counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Thundercunt doesn't manage to clinch there - Thorsen circles away.
Thundercunt connects with a nice looking jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The fighters circling - Thundercunt throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Sloppy strikes from Thorsen. Those never looked like landing.
Thorsen connects with a good right hand that stumbles Thundercunt. Thundercunt circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Thundercunt tries to clinch up
and Thorsen counters with a lovely straight right hand!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Odin Thorsen dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Thundercunt tries to clinch up but Thorsen circles away and keeps his distance.
Thorsen is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Thundercunt fails with an attempt to clinch.
Odin Thorsen is winning the standup battle so far.
Some wild striking there from Thorsen.
Thundercunt wants to counter with a clinch but Thorsen pushes him away.
Thundercunt tries to clinch
and Thorsen counters with a stiff right hand.
Thorsen avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Thundercunt darts in trying to clinch
and Thorsen counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Thorsen looks to land a left hand but Thundercunt moved out of range nicely.
Thundercunt uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Thorsen.
Thundercunt wants to counter with a clinch but Thorsen pushes him away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Thorsen manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Thorsen throws out a loose jab but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thorsen avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Thorsen slips under a jab.
Thundercunt tries to clinch up
and Thorsen counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thorsen circles away from the clinch attempt.
Thorsen is looking to counter punch.
Thundercunt is looking to clinch.
A counter left hand to the body from Thorsen misses its target.
Thundercunt tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Thorsen manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Thorsen keeps the fight on the outside.
Thorsen lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Thorsen tries to keep at a distance but Thundercunt has taken the fight into the clinch.
Thorsen lands a left hand that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Thorsen is trying to force a seperation but Thundercunt has the dominant position.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Thorsen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt cracks Thorsen with a nice body shot.
Thundercunt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Thorsen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Thorsen circles away from the clinch attempt
and Thorsen counters with a stiff right hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but Thorsen is having none of it.
Thundercunt takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Thundercunt misses with a straight left.
Thorsen throws out a loose jab but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thundercunt fails with an attempt to clinch.
Thundercunt moves into the clinch.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Thorsen avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
Thundercunt lands with a left to the head.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Thorsen blocks it.
Thorsen lands a hook that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Thorsen escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Thorsen rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Thundercunt moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Thundercunt tries to counter by closing the distance.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but Thorsen is having none of it.
Thundercunt drops his hands momentarily and Thorsen takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Thorsen lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Thundercunt is rocked!
Thorsen drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Thundercunt right on the button. Thundercunt goes down! Thorsen follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Thorsen gets the win via TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Odin Thorsen!
An out of breath and clearly excited Odin Thorsen thanked Bloodlust Horde Fightwear for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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