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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Viktor Smolarek (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Borris Whoopyourasski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smolarek kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is False Pretense. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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270 lbs
5 - 3 - 0 |
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195 cm
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260 lbs
4 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Viktor Smolarek!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Borris Whoopyourasski!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Viktor Lagutenko and Igor Prikhodko.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Whoopyourasski drops Smolarek with a left and a right! Oh, Smolarek is hurt - Whoopyourasski dives into side control looking to finish!
Smolarek is rocked!
It looks like Viktor Smolarek has been cut.
Smolarek sneaks back into half guard.
Oh Smolarek is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Smolarek is looking to improve his position.
Smolarek seems to have got his legs back now.
Whoopyourasski passes into side control, despite Smolarek's attempt to control the position.
Whoopyourasski stands up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Whoopyourasski throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Smolarek.
Smolarek swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Whoopyourasski.
Smolarek tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Whoopyourasski paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Whoopyourasski lands with a precision combination! Left, right, uppercut and Smolarek falls flat on his face, eyes wide open but he's out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Borris Whoopyourasski!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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