PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Norbert Oggleberry-Pip (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Doo Doo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Doo Doo is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Oggleberry-Pip
vs
Doo

186 cm
21
230 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

191 cm
22
280 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Norbert Oggleberry-Pip!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Doo Doo!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Shigeki Sano and Tatsuya Matsuyama.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oggleberry-Pip throws a lazy right hand but Doo sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Doo misses with a body shot
and Oggleberry-Pip counters with a good low kick that Doo was not able to check.
Oggleberry-Pip pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Doo misses with a jab to the body
and Oggleberry-Pip counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Doo moves out of range as Oggleberry-Pip throws a body kick.
Doo takes a swing at Oggleberry-Pip's ribcage but misses.
Oggleberry-Pip throws a body shot but no joy.
Doo throws a poor cross that misses
and Oggleberry-Pip counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Doo takes a swing at Oggleberry-Pip's ribcage but misses.
Oggleberry-Pip throws a push kick but Doo slaps the foot to one side.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A slow jab from Doo misses its intended target.
Doo takes a swing at Oggleberry-Pip's ribcage but misses.
Oggleberry-Pip goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Doo avoids the body shot from Oggleberry-Pip.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good standup being displayed there by Doo as he connects with a hook.
Doo thows a left - swing and a miss!
Doo throws a right hand that Oggleberry-Pip ducks under and follows up with a left that Oggleberry-Pip also avoids with ease.
Doo pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Doo misses with a jab to the body
and Oggleberry-Pip connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Oggleberry-Pip uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Doo.
Oggleberry-Pip throws an off balance right hand
and Doo counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Oggleberry-Pip scores with a leg kick.
Doo feints with a jab and clips Oggleberry-Pip right behind the ear with a massive overhand right! Oggleberry-Pip is sent crashing into the canvas and Doo leaps in for the kill! Oggleberry-Pip tries to get to his feet but Doo is just battering him from every conceivable angle. The ref decides that Oggleberry-Pip is in need of a savior and steps in!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Doo Doo!
After the big win, Doo Doo made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Arcticus University: London and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.