PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stella Artois (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Willy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Peter Willy was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Artois
vs
Willy

180 cm
18
200 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

190 cm
25
219 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Stella Artois!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Peter Willy!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Winston Alpacca and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Artois swings for the body but Willy moves out of range.
Willy swings for the body but Artois moves out of range.
Artois misses with a wild combination.
No luck for Artois with that takedown attempt.
Willy swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Artois tries to bum rush Willy with a series of wild strikes but Willy uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Willy is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Artois with a body shot.
Willy avoids a punch combination nicely.
Artois lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Willy circles away quickly and effectively.
A countering left hand to the body from Willy misses.
Artois throws a series of punches but Willy avoids them all with ease.
Artois keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Willy tries a head kick but it misses.
Artois looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Stella Artois seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Artois shoots in looking for a takedown. Willy tries to sprawl out of it but Artois keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Willy manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Artois checks a leg kick.

Artois gets a double leg takedown into Willy's guard.
Willy is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

Artois avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Willy not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Artois stays in close to Willy's body and controls the position.

Willy is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Artois rolls with it to try and escape but Willy cranks on the arm and Artois is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Peter Willy!
A very excited looking Peter Willy made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.