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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bruce Banner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and frank wank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). frank wank looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!
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270 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
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185 cm
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245 lbs
0 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily |
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Brawler
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bruce Banner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, frank wank!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Elvis Blanc and Robert Douchet.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Banner shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says wank as he avoids it easily.
wank looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Banner closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Banner lands in his opponent's guard.
Banner has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Banner with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Banner is working wank over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Banner's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Banner scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Banner scoring with some ground and pound.
Banner cracks wank with a solid left hand.
Banner not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Banner scoring with some ground and pound.
wank should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Banner with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Banner working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Banner working some strikes from top position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
wank keeping moving, preventing Banner from controlling successfully.
Banner postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Banner really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Banner is working wank over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
wank wants to sweep here but Banner controlling him for the moment.
Banner cracks wank with a solid left hand.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Banner slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Banner with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Banner wants to control from the top but wank keeps moving.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Banner lands a couple of elbows.
Banner working some strikes from top position.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Banner content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Banner passes wank's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Banner seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Banner takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Banner scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Banner knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for wank on the ground.
Ground and pound from Banner.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Banner looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks wank with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Banner working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Banner lands with a punch from half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Banner lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Banner prevents wank from improving his position.
wank wants to control but Banner is keeping busy.
Banner working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Banner stops wank from getting back to his feet.
wank wants to improve his position but Banner is controlling well.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Banner fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
wank moves in looking to clinch but Banner pushes him off.
Banner keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
wank throws a sloppy head kick and Banner moves out of range easily.
wank gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Banner counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Banner lands a couple of elbows.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Banner's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Banner works over wank with some ground and pound from guard.
wank avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
wank has his foot on Banner's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Banner works his way back into a safe position though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bruce Banner dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
wank is looking to clinch but Banner is avoiding it.
wank shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than wank was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Banner is wriggling around trying to escape.
wank looking to finish with strikes here!
Banner is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Banner is working hard here to advance position.
Banner wants to control but wank is having none of it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Banner flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
wank thowing shots but they're missing.
Banner regains half guard.
wank wants to control but Banner is keeping him busy.
Banner tries to get to full guard but wank has control of the leg.
Banner punching from the bottom.
Banner is trying to get back to full guard.
Banner slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Banner looking to hit a scissor sweep but wank is one step ahead there.
Banner on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Banner tries to get out of the position.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
wank throws a combination that misses
and Banner counters with a single leg into guard. wank didn't expect that.
Banner with a flurry of punches that miss.
Banner distracts wank with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
wank avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
wank avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Banner landing with the ground and pound.
Bruce Banner overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
wank utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
wank avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Banner postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
A head kick misses from wank.
Banner takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Banner throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around wank's waist but wank gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Banner off to one side.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Banner.
Banner wants to control but wank is keeping him busy.
wank is looking to regain half guard here but Banner keeps moving and retains side control.
Banner is chipping away with strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Banner is working wank over with some ground and pound from side control.
Banner connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused wank some visible discomfort.
wank gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Banner is looking to take a break and control but wank is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Banner is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because wank is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Banner frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
wank somehow manages to escape the mount and get back to his feet!
Banner shoots for a takedown but wank saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bruce Banner dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
wank doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Banner counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Banner avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Banner lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Banner working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of wank's head.
wank looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Banner stops wank from standing up.
Banner content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Banner connects with a couple of short punches.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Banner keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of wank's head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Banner makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Banner's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
wank tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Banner content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Banner is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Banner loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
wank is looking to stand up but Banner isn't so interested in that idea.
Banner trying to control the position from guard on top but wank is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Banner postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Banner is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
wank throws a sloppy head kick and Banner moves out of range easily.
Banner misses with a takedown
and wank counters with a one-two to the body.
wank throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Banner's head.
Banner takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Banner looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Banner drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Banner working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
wank wants to stand and escape but Banner is having none of it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
wank has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Banner off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Banner closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
wank wants to get back to his feet.
Banner missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
wank wants to improve his position but Banner is controlling well.
Banner is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Banner will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Banner slips a nice elbow through wank's hands, connecting with wank's forehead.
Banner blocks the strikes from wank.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
wank is looking to improve his position.
wank is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Banner scores with a couple of nice shots.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
wank swings and misses with a hook to the body.
wank shoots and misses
and Banner counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
wank has one foot on Banner's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
Banner avoids the head kick by wank.
wank tries to bum rush Banner with a series of wild strikes but Banner uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
wank tries to close the distance and clinch but Banner swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
wank falls off balance throwing a combination
and Banner counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Banner.
And that's the end of the fight!
Bruce Banner showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Banner, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 30:26
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 30:26
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bruce Banner!
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