PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Kim Foley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jojoba Malodorous (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Foley
vs
Malodorous

215 cm
18
193 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

183 cm
25
193 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kim Foley!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jojoba Malodorous !
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Hugh Johnson and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Foley throws a head kick but Malodorous moves out of range.
Nice uppercut there from Malodorous .
Foley tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Malodorous with a jab.
Foley takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Foley avoids the head kick by Malodorous .
Foley closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Foley gets caught by a brutal right hook which buckles his knees! Foley tries to backpedal with his spaghettilegs but Malodorous is headhunting and goes for the kill. A jab and a right hook connect and Foley buckles badly as his eyes roll back. The referee steps in and saves Foley!! Foley is complaining but he was clearly out on his feet. Malodorous throws his mouthpiece into the crowd. Mmmm spit-tastic.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jojoba Malodorous !