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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Daddy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and dino pimple face scabby skin homo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Big Daddy has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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295 lbs
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225 cm
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300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very confident |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Big Daddy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, dino pimple face scabby skin homo!
The judges for this bout are Edson Gomes, Daniel Cesar and Emerson Jorge.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Daddy tries for a takedown but scabby skin homo sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
scabby skin homo attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Daddy shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
scabby skin homo darts in and clinches Daddy up against the ropes.
Daddy escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
scabby skin homo changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Daddy tries to avoid it but scabby skin homo manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Daddy to the ground. Daddy escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
scabby skin homo throws a right hand that Daddy ducks under and follows up with a left that Daddy also avoids with ease.
Daddy throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Daddy misses with a takedown attempt - scabby skin homo sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Big Daddy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Daddy checks a leg kick.
scabby skin homo looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Daddy is fending him off so far but scabby skin homo persists. Nope, Daddy circles away and we're back to standing.
scabby skin homo shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Daddy as he jumps to the side.
scabby skin homo stuffs the takedown attempt from Daddy. Daddy gets slowly back to his feet.
Daddy fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Daddy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by scabby skin homo.
Daddy will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Daddy throws a hook but scabby skin homo avoids it easily.
Daddy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Daddy fails to land the takedown.
Daddy is breathing heavily.
Daddy tries to close the distance and clinch up but scabby skin homo swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Daddy shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says scabby skin homo as he avoids it easily.
Daddy avoids a kick to the body.
Daddy fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
scabby skin homo darts in and clinches Daddy up against the ropes.
Daddy tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Daddy jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as scabby skin homo walks away with a smile on his face. Daddy gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
scabby skin homo dips to his left and cracks Daddy with an uppercut!
scabby skin homo shoots for a double leg takedown but Daddy sprawls well. He's pushed scabby skin homo's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Horrible takedown by scabby skin homo or perhaps it was just good defense by Daddy which made him look bad.
Daddy is looking to clinch.
Nice sprawl there from scabby skin homo as Daddy shoots in.
scabby skin homo rushes Daddy and presses him up against the ropes.
Daddy blocks an uppercut.
Daddy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
scabby skin homo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Daddy fails with a takedown attempt.
scabby skin homo scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
scabby skin homo looks to land a combination. Daddy sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Daddy shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Daddy fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
scabby skin homo gets in close and instigates a clinch.
scabby skin homo pushes Daddy back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Daddy tries to score a body lock takedown but scabby skin homo shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
scabby skin homo turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and scabby skin homo manages to end up in side control.
Daddy regains half guard.
scabby skin homo wants to control but Daddy is keeping him busy.
Daddy tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Daddy flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Daddy has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Daddy moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Daddy trying to strike off his back.
Daddy is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Daddy is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
scabby skin homo is trying to get back to full guard.
Daddy lands strikes from half guard.
Daddy is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Daddy working scabby skin homo over with strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Daddy in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. scabby skin homo tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Daddy!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Big Daddy!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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