PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wango Tango (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bleh Wha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tango's entrance music is Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing. A fine choice. Wha has chosen Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Wango Tango has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Wango Tango seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Tango
vs
Wha

225 cm
38
300 lbs
33 - 22 - 0

225 cm
42
300 lbs
45 - 25 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Powerful

King of Clothes

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 22 - 0, fighting out of New York, Wango Tango!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 45 - 25 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bleh Wha!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Russell Pearce and David Schapiro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Wha moves into the clinch.
Wha unloads a knee to the mid-section. Tango lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Wha lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

It looks like Wango Tango has been cut.
Tango lands an elbow just above Wha 's eye.

It looks like Bleh Wha has been cut.
Wha misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Our sources have told us that Tango has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Nice body punch from Wha.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Wha as Tango tries to tie him up.
Wha misses with a punch to the body.
Wha is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Tango is defending well for now.
Tango on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wha displaying some good clinch control by pressing Tango up against the cage.
Tango being controlled against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tango tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Wha avoids it.
A head punch on the inside from Wha fails to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wha tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Wha lands a nice knee to the body.
Tango landing knees to the body.
Wha blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Tango working aggressively here.
Tango prevents a body shot from Wha.
Tango lands an elbow just above Wha 's eye.
Wha tries a knee to the head but Tango blocks it.
Tango throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Wha scores with a shoulder strike.
Wha misses with a hook to the ribs.
Tango leaning against his opponent.
Tango lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Tango on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Tango stalls.
Wha unloads a knee to the mid-section. Tango lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wha missing with knees to the body.
Wha trying to land knees to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wha lands a knee to the body.
Tango tries to land knees in the clinch but Wha avoids the damage to the body.
Wha tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Tango is struggling to control the position.
Wha stalling the fight.
Wha has Tango pressed against the cage.
Wha throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wha is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Tango is defending well for now.
Tango avoiding damage as Wha throws knees to the body.
Wha utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Wha.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wha using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Wha blocks an elbow strike from Tango.
Wha working Tango over with knees to the body.
Tango is breathing heavily.
Tango taking a breather.
Wha trying to land knees to the body.
Wha tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Tango avoids it.
Tango lands an elbow that stopped Wha in his tracks for a moment.
Tango on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wha crunches a lovely knee into Tango's ribcage.
Wha blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Wha stalling.
Wha trying to land knees to the body.
Wha pressing his opponent against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Wha.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tango is leaning against Wha and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Tango softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Wha landing knees to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tango lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Tango is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Wha is defending well for now.
Wha has Tango pushed against the cage.
Tango misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wha avoiding damage as Tango throws knees to the body.
Tango blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Wha stalling.
Wha wants to stall.
Wha lands a hook that snaps the head of Tango backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bleh Wha dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Tango rushes Wha and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Wha just leaning against Tango, taking a breather.
Wha avoiding damage as Tango throws knees to the body.
Bleh Wha seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Tango misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wha has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Tango prevents a body shot from Wha.
Wha is pushing Tango up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Tango is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Tango lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Tango lands a nice knee to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tango is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Tango.
Tango crunches a lovely knee into Wha's ribcage.
Wha blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Wha on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wha is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tango effectively controlling the action here.
Wha dodges an elbow strike from Tango.
Wha tries to throw a body punch but Tango avoids it by throwing Wha back against the cage.
Tango missing with knees to the body.
Wha tries to stall but Tango uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Tango lands a nice elbow.
Wha lands an elbow that stopped Tango in his tracks for a moment.
Wha looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Wha tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Tango's elbow.
Wha on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Tango misses with a body punch.
Tango lands a good knee to the midsection. Wha won't want to take too many of those.
Tango is working Wha over against the cage.
Tango connects with a nasty looking knee right to Wha's face.
Tango lands a hook that snaps the head of Wha backwards.
A short right from Tango on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tango working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Tango lands with a right to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tango with a knee to the head.
Tango stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Nice body punch from Tango - that landed with a thud.
Still in the clinch, Tango scores with a nice short uppercut.
Wha letting Tango take a breather here.
Tango misses with an elbow over the top.
Tango manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Wha trying to control the position but instead, Tango has worked for underhooks and has pushed Wha into the cage.
Tango lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tango tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Tango is pushing Wha up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Wha is trying to stall.
Tango lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Tango takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Tango lands a damaging elbow.
Tango slows down the pace here.
Tango avoiding damage as Wha throws knees to the body.

Tango drops Wha with a big knee straight up the middle! Wha is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!

Tango darts in and clinches Wha up against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Wha fails to land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wha tries to stall but Tango uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Tango effectively controlling the action here.
Tango managing to block the knees to the body from Wha.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tango lands a left hand.
Tango using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Tango taking a breather.
Tango managing to block the knees to the body from Wha.
Wha takes an elbow to the forehead.
Tango throws a knee to the head but misses.
Tango tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Wha avoids it.
Tango stalling the fight.
Tango pushes off an throws an elbow but Wha leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Tango tries a body shot but Wha blocks it.
Tango managing to block the knees to the body from Wha.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Wango Tango dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Tango throws a quick head kick that knocks Wha silly! This fight is all over! What a finish! Tango is up on the cage, taking in the applause from the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Wango Tango!
Wango Tango retains his super heavyweight title!
After the big win, Wango Tango made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors GREEN!160 and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.