PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Chrys Kyle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dardan Douchebag (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Douchebag has chosen Donkey as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Kyle
vs
Douchebag

171 cm
22
159 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

176 cm
24
155 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chrys Kyle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dardan Douchebag!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Jorge Garcia and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Douchebag shoots in but Kyle avoids the takedown attempt easily.
An attempted straight right counter from Kyle misses the target.
Dardan Douchebag seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kyle misses with a low kick.
Douchebag throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kyle throwing a counter right hand but Douchebag manages to avoid it.
Douchebag scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

Douchebag shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Kyle is trying to defend but Douchebag finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Kyle has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Douchebag prevents Kyle from standing back up.
Douchebag lands strikes from half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douchebag not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Kyle is looking to escape.
Kyle is not content to let Douchebag control the position.
Kyle is trying to stand up here but Douchebag is controlling him well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kyle is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Douchebag scores with a couple of nice shots.
Douchebag has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Kyle avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Douchebag.
Douchebag seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Kyle pushes Douchebag off looking to stand but Douchebag dives back in and keeps control.
Douchebag working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Douchebag trying to control the pace.
Kyle is trying to stand up here but Douchebag is controlling him well.
Kyle trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Douchebag working Kyle over with strikes.
Kyle is trying to stand up here but Douchebag is controlling him well.
Douchebag scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Douchebag trying to control the pace.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Douchebag lands strikes from half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douchebag slips a nice elbow through Kyle's hands, connecting with Kyle's forehead.

Kyle manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Douchebag keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
Kyle misses with a punch to the body.
Kyle tries to work over Douchebag's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

Douchebag turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Douchebag manages to end up in side control.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Douchebag working his ground and pound in the gym. So far it seems to be working well.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Douchebag lands some shots froms side control.
Kyle on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Douchebag lands a nice forearm strike.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Kyle wants to get back to his feet.
Douchebag creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Kyle is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Douchebag is controlling him well.
Douchebag looks up at the clock and then as Kyle takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Douchebag smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!

Kyle explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Douchebag tries to clinch up but Kyle circles away and keeps his distance.
Douchebag avoids the body shot from Kyle.
Douchebag drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Kyle defends it well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kyle pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

Douchebag shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Kyle is trying to stand back up but Douchebag is controlling him
Douchebag landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Kyle is trying to stand up here but Douchebag is controlling him well.

Kyle has one foot on Douchebag's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
Douchebag fails with a takedown attempt.
Douchebag wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Douchebag showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kyle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Kyle.
Douchebag looks to land a right hand but Kyle moved out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Kyle misses the target.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kyle keeps the fight on the outside.
A big right from Kyle misses.
Kyle misses with a hook.
Douchebag tries for a takedown but Kyle circles away easily
and Kyle counters with a three punch combo that has Douchebag backing up. Douchebag nods at Kyle to acknowledge the strikes.
Chrys Kyle has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dardan Douchebag.
Kyle throws a series of punches but Douchebag avoids them all with ease.
Douchebag changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Kyle lands a head kick. Douchebag smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Kyle takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Kyle cracks a nice hook into Douchebag's ribs.
Douchebag shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Kyle defends it nicely.
Kyle throwing a counter right hand but Douchebag manages to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Chrys Kyle will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Kyle looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

Douchebag gets a takedown into half guard.
Kyle wants to get back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kyle is not content to let Douchebag control the position.
Kyle is looking to get back to is feet but Douchebag passes into side control.
Douchebag landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Kyle wants to get back to his feet.
Douchebag working the head and body with strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Douchebag scoring with punches from side control.

Kyle explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Douchebag connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Chrys Kyle is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Kyle as he avoids it easily.
Kyle swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Douchebag takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Douchebag ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kyle fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Douchebag manages to avoid it.
Douchebag tries to clinch but Kyle is having none of it.
Douchebag lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Kyle takes a swing at Douchebag's ribcage but misses.
Kyle looks to land a combination. Douchebag sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Douchebag closes the distance and clinches up with Kyle, looking for a takedown. Douchebag pushes Kyle against the cage but Kyle circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Kyle fires out a quick counter leg kick but Douchebag just manages to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Douchebag shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Kyle napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Kyle tries to escape but Douchebag is in control.
Douchebag cracks Kyle with a big elbow.
Kyle wants to get back to his feet.
Douchebag connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Kyle some visible discomfort.
Douchebag is working Kyle over with some ground and pound from side control.
Kyle is pushing Douchebag's head away, looking to escape. Douchebag manages to hold on to the position though.
Dardan Douchebag has got the better of the ground game so far.
Douchebag scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Kyle to see if he's OK.
Douchebag looks up at the clock and then as Kyle takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Douchebag smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Douchebag lands a nice forearm strike.
Douchebag working the ground and pound.
Douchebag working the ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douchebag works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Douchebag scores with a couple of short elbows.
Kyle takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Douchebag wants to lay and pray for a moment but Kyle keeps working.
Kyle is pushing Douchebag's head away, looking to escape. Douchebag manages to hold on to the position though.
Douchebag is putting a hurting on Kyle here, landing some big shots from side control.
Kyle being controlled for a moment.
Kyle wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Douchebag wants to control but Kyle is keeping him busy.
You can see the frustration on Kyle's face as Douchebag controls the position.
Kyle is pushing Douchebag's head away, looking to escape. Douchebag manages to hold on to the position though.

Kyle throws Douchebag to one side and escapes!
Kyle fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Douchebag manages to avoid it.
Kyle fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Kyle will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Douchebag moves away from the strike by Kyle.

Douchebag closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Kyle's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dardan Douchebag showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Douchebag misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Chrys Kyle is winning the standup battle so far.

Douchebag feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Douchebag keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Kyle's head.
Kyle wants to get back to his feet but Douchebag is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Douchebag stands up over Kyle, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Kyle is looking to stand up but Douchebag isn't so interested in that idea.
Douchebag landing some decent shots from guard.
Kyle wants to get back to his feet but Douchebag is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Kyle uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Douchebag dives in and grabs Kyle's left leg, looking for a takedown. Kyle pushes down on Douchebag's head and hops out.
Douchebag with a poor takedown
and Kyle counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Douchebag has a takedown stuffed.
Chrys Kyle has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dardan Douchebag.
Kyle misses with a low kick as Douchebag jumps back.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Douchebag! But no joy.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown but Kyle shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Douchebag is trying hard to land a takedown here. Kyle sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Kyle looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Douchebag will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Kyle throws a series of punches but Douchebag moves out of range.
Douchebag lands a jab.
Kyle uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Douchebag.
Kyle fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Douchebag on the side of the head.
Douchebag tries for a takedown but Kyle sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Douchebag misses with the combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douchebag takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Kyle misses with a wild combination.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Kyle slaps away a takedown attempt from Douchebag, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Douchebag takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kyle looks to score with a jab to the body but Douchebag is just out of range.
Douchebag fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Kyle avoids it really well and circles away.
Kyle half committed to a counter leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kyle jabs Douchebag right on the nose. Douchebag blinks but takes it well.
Kyle misses with a body shot.
Kyle looks to land a right hand but Douchebag moved out of range.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Douchebag is defended easily by Kyle.
Kyle misses with an attempted mid kick.
Douchebag looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Horrible takedown attempt by Douchebag or perhaps it was just good defense by Kyle, which made it look bad.
Douchebag takes a jab right on the kisser.
Douchebag is looking to clinch but Kyle is avoiding it.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Douchebag.
Kyle throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Kyle lands a jab to the head.
Douchebag tries to score a power double leg takedown but Kyle sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Douchebag somewhat.

And that's the end of the fight!
Chrys Kyle showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Kyle has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 29:28
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 29:28
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 29:29

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Chrys Kyle!
Chrys Kyle decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.