PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe Jordan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thorbjorn Heimendahl (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jordan
vs
Heimendahl

205 cm
38
259 lbs
37 - 19 - 0

201 cm
27
262 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Conviction

Voodoo Nutrition
Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 180$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 37 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Joe Jordan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Thorbjorn Heimendahl!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, James Ackerman and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jordan throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Jordan digs a good hook to Heimendahl's body.
Jordan moves out of range of the body kick from Heimendahl.
Heimendahl avoids the body shot from Jordan.
Heimendahl moves out of range of the body kick from Jordan.
Heimendahl keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Heimendahl avoids the body shot from Jordan.
Heimendahl appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Jordan fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Heimendahl manages to avoid it.
A shot to the liver by Jordan. Beautiful body shot.
Heimendahl moves out of range as Jordan strikes.

Jordan lands a big head kick that sends Heimendahl tumbling to the mat! Jordan takes a step backwards and waves Heimendahl back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Heimendahl is rocked!

It looks like Thorbjorn Heimendahl has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Heimendahl ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jordan moves away.
Heimendahl is still on wobbly legs! Can Jordan finish him?
Heimendahl uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jordan.
Heimendahl seems to have recovered his senses.
Jordan throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Heimendahl stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Jordan lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Heimendahl looks winded!
Jordan stuns Heimendahl with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Jordan fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Heimendahl manages to avoid it.
Jordan bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Heimendahl looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Jordan cracks a nice hook into Heimendahl's ribs.
Jordan bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A solid body kick from Jordan.
Jordan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Heimendahl takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jordan tries to land a front kick but Heimendahl steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A left lands for Jordan.
Heimendahl fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jordan.
Heimendahl keeps the fight on the outside.
Heimendahl misses with a wild combination.
Jordan misses with a body shot.
Joe Jordan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jordan misses the shot to the body.
Jordan misses with a low kick.
Jordan swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Heimendahl keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jordan misses with a telegraphed body shot
letting Heimendahl counter with a right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jordan avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

Jordan cracks Heimendahl with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Heimendahl looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Jordan finish him?
A looping hook to the body misses from Jordan. Heimendahl does a little dance to reset his feet.
That kick from Heimendahl tenderised Jordan's leg. Jordan is trying to keep his angry face on.
Heimendahl just misses with a punch to the body.
Jordan dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

Jordan lands a big right hand that sends Heimendahl crashing to the mat! Jordan stays standing though and waves Heimendahl back to his feet!
Heimendahl bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jordan scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Jordan looks to throw a body kick
and Heimendahl counters with a straight right hand.
Jordan scores with a body shot.
Heimendahl just misses with a punch to the body.
A counter left hand to the body from Jordan misses its target.
Heimendahl takes a jab right on the kisser.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Heimendahl throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jordan connects with a body shot that sends Heimendahl's belly button to the back.
Jordan jabs at Heimendahl's body.
Heimendahl moves out of range of the body kick from Jordan.
Jordan swings for the body but Heimendahl moves out of range.
Heimendahl throws a right hand that misses

and Jordan counters with a nice right hand that sends Heimendahl toppling to the canvas! Heimendahl scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Jordan finish him?!
Jordan buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jordan throws a body shot but no joy.
Jordan misses with a body kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Jordan lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Heimendahl has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Heimendahl and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jordan. That's going to slow Heimendahl down.
Jordan looks to score with a jab to the body but Heimendahl is just out of range.
Good leg kick by Heimendahl there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Heimendahl throws a looping overhand right but Jordan ducks down to avoid it.
A head kick misses from Jordan.
Heimendahl lands a right hook to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jordan swings for the body but Heimendahl moves out of range.
Heimendahl pushes Jordan away with a front kick.
Jordan is looking to wear down Heimendahl with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Heimendahl scores with a nice head shot.
Jordan misses with an attempted mid kick.
Jordan throws a wild body kick that Heimendahl sees coming a mile off.
Heimendahl blocks a jab.
Jordan blocks a jab.
Heimendahl takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Jordan misses with a head kick.
Heimendahl with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Jordan connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A head kick misses from Jordan.
It looks like Jordan has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Jordan tries a head kick but it misses.

Jordan gets tackled into the cage by Heimendahl. Heimendahl maintains the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Jordan dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Thorbjorn Heimendahl's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Heimendahl lands a body shot.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Heimendahl might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Jordan has got the better of the exchanges.
Jordan misses with an attempted mid kick.
Jordan slips under a jab from Heimendahl.
Heimendahl swings for the body but Jordan moves out of range.
Jordan looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A telegraphed right hand from Jordan misses the target.
Jordan lands a body shot.
Heimendahl scores with a spinning back kick!
Jordan scores with a leg kick.
Heimendahl throws a head kick that Jordan semi-blocks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jordan throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Heimendahl takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Heimendahl keeps Jordan at a distance using the push kick.
Heimendahl walks forward, straight into a front kick from Jordan.
Heimendahl is breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jordan fakes the leg kick and cracks Heimendahl in the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jordan punishes Heimendahl's body with a nice straight punch.
Jordan throws a wild body kick that Heimendahl sees coming a mile off.
Jordan swings for the body but Heimendahl moves out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Heimendahl! But no joy.
Jordan looks to score with a jab to the body but Heimendahl is just out of range.
A countering left hand to the body from Heimendahl misses.
Jordan slips a straight right by Heimendahl.
Jordan throws a shot to the body.
Heimendahl takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Jordan swings for the body but Heimendahl moves out of range.
Jordan paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Jordan misses with a kick to the body.
Heimendahl uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jordan.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Jordan crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Heimendahl - the referee stops the clock and Jordan gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Heimendahl. Jordan manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Jordan connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
A head kick misses from Jordan.
Jordan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jordan misses with a body shot
and Heimendahl counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jordan throws a body punch but Heimendahl moves out of range.
Jordan throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jordan swats away the attempt to clinch by Heimendahl.
Jordan jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Jordan throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Heimendahl misses the shot to the body.
Jordan tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Heimendahl misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Heimendahl checks a low kick from Jordan.

Jordan gets tackled into the cage by Heimendahl. Heimendahl maintains the clinch.
With the fighters up against the cage, Heimendahl throws an elbow but misses.
Jordan lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Heimendahl blocks a body shot from Jordan.
Jordan misses with a hook to the ribs.
A shot in the inside from Heimendahl.
Jordan tries to throw a body punch but Heimendahl avoids it by throwing Jordan back against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Heimendahl just misses with a elbow thrown towards Jordan's brow.
Jordan has a couple of punches blocked by Heimendahl.
Heimendahl lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Jordan backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Heimendahl.
Heimendahl lands a left hand.
Heimendahl has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Jordan.
A short right from Jordan.
Jordan misses with some punches.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Heimendahl just misses with a elbow thrown towards Jordan's brow.
Jordan is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Heimendahl can do to turn this around?
Heimendahl fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Jordan throws a punch but it's blocked by Heimendahl.
Jordan lands a body punch.
Jordan throws a punch but it's blocked by Heimendahl.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Heimendahl working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Heimendahl struggles to land a body shot inside as Jordan controls his hands.
A head punch on the inside from Heimendahl fails to land.
Jordan takes a shot to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jordan lands a nice shot to the body.
Jordan tries to throw a body punch but Heimendahl avoids it by throwing Jordan back against the cage.
Jordan lands a right hand.
A right hand to the body from Jordan.
Jordan lands a nice uppercut.
Heimendahl takes a shot to the head.
Jordan lands a shoulder strike.
Jordan blocking some punches.
Jordan lands a left hand.
Heimendahl has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Jordan seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Heimendahl can turn it around.
Jordan looking to stall.
Heimendahl throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Jordan dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Thorbjorn Heimendahl's cut.
That's time! Jordan's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Heimendahl swings for the body but Jordan moves out of range.
Jordan throwing a counter right hand but Heimendahl manages to avoid it.
Heimendahl doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Heimendahl is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jordan on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Jordan fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Heimendahl manages to avoid it.
Heimendahl looks to score with a jab to the body but Jordan is just out of range.
Jordan throws a body punch but Heimendahl moves out of range.
Jordan punishes Heimendahl's body with a nice straight punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Heimendahl throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jordan sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jordan throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Heimendahl misses with the combination.
Heimendahl takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Jordan scores with a nice head shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Heimendahl throws a half hearted mid kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Jordan lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Heimendahl has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Heimendahl and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Heimendahl sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Jordan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Heimendahl was well out of range. Poor timing from Jordan.
Jordan scores with a push kick.
Heimendahl avoids the body shot from Jordan.
Jordan throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Jordan misses with a head kick.
Jordan scores with a hook to the body. Heimendahl takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Jordan circles away from the clinch attempt.
A solid body kick from Jordan.
Jordan lands a nice looking body kick.
The fighters circle momentarily. Jordan darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Thorbjorn Heimendahl has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Heimendahl throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jordan throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Heimendahl's head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jordan takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Jordan scores with a body shot.
Jordan throws the kick towards the body but Heimendahl avoids it.
Heimendahl looks to land a right hand but Jordan moved out of range.
Jordan throws the kick towards the body but Heimendahl avoids it.
Heimendahl misses with an uppercut. Jordan saw that one coming.
Heimendahl throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jordan is looking to counter with head kicks.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Jordan, right into the meat.
Heimendahl lands a front kick.
Jordan with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Heimendahl misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jordan.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Heimendahl. Jordan shrugs it off though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Heimendahl misses with a looping left.
Jordan moves out of range as Heimendahl throws a body kick.
Heimendahl throws a jab but it's blocked by Jordan.
Jordan fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Heimendahl keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Heimendahl avoids the body shot from Jordan.
Heimendahl tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jordan was well out of range. Poor timing from Heimendahl.
Jordan punishes Heimendahl's body with a nice straight punch.

Heimendahl clinches up against the cage.
Jordan takes an elbow to the forehead.
Heimendahl tries to work over Jordan's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Heimendahl lands with a short shot to the head.
Jordan tries to throw a body punch but Heimendahl avoids it by throwing Jordan back against the cage.
Heimendahl blocking some punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jordan misses with a punch to the body.
Jordan misses with a punch to the body.
Jordan dodges an elbow strike from Heimendahl.
Heimendahl lands a hook to the side of the head.
Heimendahl can't find room to land a body shot as Jordan controls the action.
Heimendahl throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jordan tries to stall but Heimendahl uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Jordan misses with a punch to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Jordan.
Heimendahl swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Jordan gets through Heimendahl's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Thorbjorn Heimendahl seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Jordan lands a nice uppercut.
Jordan lands an uppercut.

Jordan breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Heimendahl chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Heimendahl lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

And that's the end of the fight!
Joe Jordan showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Jordan has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 30:27
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joe Jordan!
A very excited looking Joe Jordan made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.