PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between David Von Erich (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Snake Dickskin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Von Erich comes to the cage accompanied by La Grange. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Von Erich
vs
Dickskin

200 cm
19
245 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

197 cm
26
260 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Experienced

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Island's Forbidden Fruits

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, David Von Erich!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Snake Dickskin!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, David Hoff and Bart Greer.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Von Erich keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Von Erich.
Dickskin looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Von Erich has been working on his boxing with his coaches at ReVoLuT!oN !sL@nD GYM in the buildup to the fight.
Von Erich swings for the body but Dickskin moves out of range.
It seemed like Dickskin was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.

Von Erich feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Von Erich is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Von Erich trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Von Erich is working Dickskin over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dickskin looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Dickskin keeping full guard, as Von Erich tries to pass.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Von Erich advances to half guard.
Von Erich lands with a punch from half guard.
Dickskin is looking to control Von Erich's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Dickskin avoid being mounted?
Dickskin is refusing to be controlled, as Von Erich sits in half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Erich perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Von Erich moves nicely into side control.
Dickskin is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Von Erich working the body and head with strikes.
Dickskin takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Dickskin avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Von Erich.
Von Erich throws a strike aimed at the side of Dickskin's head but Dickskin avoids it well.
Von Erich in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Von Erich has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Von Erich postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Von Erich postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
You can see the frustration on Dickskin's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Von Erich creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Von Erich wants to lay and pray for a moment but Dickskin keeps working.
Von Erich working the ground and pound.
Von Erich remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Von Erich landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Von Erich scores with punches from side control.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Von Erich in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dickskin tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Von Erich wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Von Erich landing strikes.
Sloppy strikes there by Von Erich.
Von Erich working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Von Erich in side control lands a decent elbow.
Von Erich throws an elbow but Dickskin slips to the side and avoids it well.
Von Erich working the head with strikes.
Von Erich is chipping away with strikes.
Von Erich in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Von Erich working the ground and pound but Dickskin is defending the strikes.
Von Erich tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Von Erich controls the position from side control.
Dickskin is not in a great position here, taking some shots.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Von Erich postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Von Erich looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Dickskin is avoiding damage well.
Von Erich cracks Dickskin with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Von Erich landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Von Erich throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Von Erich is working Dickskin over with some ground and pound from side control.

Dickskin is rocked!
Von Erich scores with punches from side control.
Dickskin is still in real trouble! Can Von Erich finish him?
Von Erich lands a strong strike to the head of Dickskin. That's dazed him! Von Erich looking to finish here. Dickskin is waving his arms around trying to block but he's hurt badly - Von Erich lands more strikes and the referee steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). David Von Erich!