PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mike Lit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kyle Jordan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lit's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Ken's theme song. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Lit
vs
Jordan

185 cm
25
178 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

193 cm
25
175 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

King of Clothes

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Mike Lit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kyle Jordan!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Joseph Jones and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jordan fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jordan waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lit.
Lit fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jordan throws a head kick that misses.

Lit pushes Jordan up against the cage in a clinch.
Jordan leaning his opponent against the cage.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Lit takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Jordan is trying to break the clinch but Lit is controlling him.
Lit lands a right hand.
Lit lands a nice uppercut.

Jordan breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jordan tries a head kick but it misses.

Lit clinches up against the cage.
Jordan wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Lit has him pressed against the cage.
Jordan lands a left hand that snaps the head of Lit backwards.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Jordan is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
A short left from Lit.
Lit scores with a shoulder strike.

Jordan is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lit content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Jordan is still on wobbly legs! Can Lit finish him?
Jordan stalling in the clinch but Lit improves position.
Jordan tries a knee to the head but Lit blocks it.
We've been hearing reports that Lit has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Lit throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Jordan looks winded!
Lit working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Lit creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Jordan's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Jordan drops to his knees and Lit pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mike Lit!
A victorious Mike Lit thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.