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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cron Spliffton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sami Hyypia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hyypia has chosen Al Bowlly - Hang out the stars in Indiana as his entrance music. Cron Spliffton is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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36
213 lbs
21 - 10 - 0 |
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225 cm
40
301 lbs
36 - 20 - 1 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cron Spliffton!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
36 - 20 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Sami Hyypia!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Konstantin Menshow and Illya Tyunina.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spliffton ducks under a wild hook from Hyypia.
As Hyypia backs away, Spliffton returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Spliffton seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Spliffton slips a jab from Hyypia.
Nice cross by Hyypia.
Spliffton misses with a hook
and Hyypia counters with a stiff right hand.
Hyypia throws an overhand right that lands on Spliffton's shoulder, as Spliffton tries to avoid the shot.
Spliffton bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Spliffton is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Spliffton feints and then cracks Hyypia's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Hyypia down.
Hyypia wants to land a leg kick but Spliffton is out of range.
Spliffton cracks Hyypia with an open hand slap.
Spliffton jabs Hyypia to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Spliffton clobbers Hyypia with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Spliffton lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Hyypia fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Spliffton manages to avoid it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spliffton throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hyypia stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Spliffton.
A solid leg kick lands there for Spliffton.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Spliffton.
Spliffton connects with an inside leg kick.
Spliffton blocks a head kick by Hyypia.
Spliffton lands a leg kick that knocks Hyypia off balance momentarily.
Spliffton is looking to slow Hyypia down with leg kicks.
Spliffton misses the body punch
and Hyypia counters with a left to the body.
Spliffton swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hyypia lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Spliffton circles away quickly and effectively.
Hyypia throws a body shot but no joy.
Spliffton moves away from the strike by Hyypia.
Spliffton looks to land a body kick but Hyypia moved away.
Spliffton with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Hyypia to score with a decent uppercut.
Hyypia throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Spliffton was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Spliffton fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Hyypia, pushing him back against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hyypia pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Spliffton uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hyypia.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hyypia lunges at Spliffton with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Spliffton's hand.
Hyypia avoids the head kick by Spliffton.
Hyypia pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Spliffton throws a half hearted mid kick.
Hyypia throws out a counter right but Spliffton avoids it with no problem.
Spliffton connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Spliffton misses with a looping right.
Spliffton lands with a hook. Hyypia tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Spliffton lands a jab to the nose.
Spliffton staying out of range there.
Spliffton throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hyypia scores with a crisp jab that stopped Spliffton in his tracks.
Hyypia tries to keep at a distance but Spliffton has taken the fight into the clinch.
Spliffton misses with a punch to the body.
Hyypia has a couple of punches blocked by Spliffton.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spliffton misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hyypia is trying to push Spliffton away but Spliffton has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Spliffton misses with the head strike.
Hyypia is trying to break the clinch but Spliffton is controlling him.
A nice right hand lands inside from Spliffton.
Spliffton softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Hyypia blocks a body shot from Spliffton.
A right hand to the body from Spliffton.
A short right from Spliffton on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hyypia.
Still in the clinch, Spliffton scores with a nice short uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Spliffton fails to land.
Spliffton has Hyypia pressed against the cage, preventing Hyypia from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Nice body punch from Hyypia.
Still in the clinch, Hyypia scores with a nice short uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Spliffton.
Hyypia swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A frustrated look appears on Hyypia's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Hyypia is trying to force a seperation but Spliffton has the dominant position.
Hyypia breaks the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spliffton moves away from the strike by Hyypia.
Hyypia throws a lazy uppercut
and Spliffton counters with a series of strikes. Hyypia will be more careful next time no doubt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Spliffton jabs Hyypia to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Spliffton takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Hyypia's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Hyypia moves into range and connects with a jab.
Spliffton is rocked!
Spliffton bobbing and weaving nicely... He's ducked under a jab and ducks again but ooooooh! Hyypia comes at him with an uppercut from hell! Spliffton falls to the canvas, unconscious! This one is all over! Oh man, looking at the replay that was right on the button! Spliffton was out before he hit the floor!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Sami Hyypia!
A very excited looking Sami Hyypia rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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