PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Mega Minion (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fred Simmons (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Simmons has chosen Dog Wild Heaven as his entrance music. Mega Minion could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Fred Simmons's chin.

Minion
vs
Simmons

159 cm
31
142 lbs
12 - 8 - 0

165 cm
32
141 lbs
14 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Powerful takedowns
Decent boxing
Powerful

Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 160$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mega Minion!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fred Simmons!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simmons throws out a leg kick but Minion moves out of range and Simmons only half commits.

Minion gets in close and instigates a clinch.

Simmons manages to pull guard.
Minion tries to stand but Simmons is controlling from the bottom.
Simmons keeping moving, preventing Minion from controlling successfully.
Minion trying to stand up but can't free himself from Simmons's guard.

Simmons working for a triangle but Minion defends it easily.
Minion wants to control from the top but Simmons keeps moving.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Minion got a little sloppy there for a moment and Simmons has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Minion has managed to get both his arms back between Simmons's legs - danger averted.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Minion has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Simmons is proving hard to escape from.
Simmons striking off his back.
Minion wants to stand but Simmons has a closed guard, so he can't escape.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Simmons has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Minion throws a head kick but Simmons moves out of range.

Minion gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Still in the clinch, Minion scores with a nice short uppercut.
Minion is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Minion lands with a short shot to the head.
Minion lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Minion lands with a short shot to the head.
Minion lands a left hand that snaps the head of Simmons backwards.
Minion works on Simmons's body with a couple of short punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Minion throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Simmonss head.
A right hook to the body lands for Minion.
A shot in the inside from Minion.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A quick uppercut on the inside from Minion.
Still in the clinch, Minion scores with a nice short uppercut.

Simmons is rocked!
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Minion.
Minion scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Simmons is still on wobbly legs! Can Minion finish him?
A right hand to the body from Minion.
Simmons looks winded!
Minion lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Minion lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Minion digs a right hand underneath Simmons's ribcage. Simmons let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Nice body punch from Minion.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Minion.
A shot in the inside from Minion.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Minion lands a nice uppercut.
Minion dips a shoulder and cracks Simmons with a mighty uppercut! Simmons falls back against the cage and Minion unloads with a barrage of strikes! Simmons is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Minion screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mega Minion!
A victorious Mega Minion thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.