PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Earl Jack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tarton McFukur (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McFukur has chosen Riddin round with yo bitch as his entrance music. Earl Jack has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Jack
vs
McFukur

205 cm
27
275 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

211 cm
26
280 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Decent boxing
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Earl Jack!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tarton McFukur!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Frank Dennis and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
McFukur misses with a two punch combination.
Jack attempts a counter takedown but McFukur avoids it well and moves away.

McFukur feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.

Jack is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and McFukur defends well.

McFukur got a little sloppy there for a moment and Jack has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, McFukur has managed to get both his arms back between Jack's legs - danger averted.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Jack working for a triangle but McFukur defends it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jack keeping moving, preventing McFukur from controlling successfully.

Jack escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. McFukur gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McFukur controls from within his opponent's guard.

Jack is looking for a triangle but McFukur pushes his legs off easily.
McFukur is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.

Jack working for a triangle but McFukur defends it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.

Jack has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. McFukur doesn't defend quickly enough and Jack has managed to lock this one up! Can McFukur escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Jack on a fantastic submission victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Earl Jack!
After the big win, Earl Jack made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Alpha-Male Nutritional Supplements Q160/$185 and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
In defeat, Tarton McFukur stepped up to the mic, saying 'Expletives fixed, the corporate champ and ur fanboy favorite Rome Bland here's undoubtedly juicing and it's obvious the refs clearly on the pay roll and I'm sure two of the three judges are also. Since there too cheap too buy all three but don't trip I got one of the higher ups on my squad and I'l'.