PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Duncan Rogers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and jabronee slapnuts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Rogers
vs
slapnuts

195 cm
23
273 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

223 cm
20
220 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Duncan Rogers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, jabronee slapnuts!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Eliza Hachem and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rogers connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between slapnuts's hands.

It looks like jabronee slapnuts has been cut.
Rogers scores with a spinning back kick!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rogers throws a nice looking combination but slapnuts bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Rogers waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract slapnuts.
Rogers throws a hook to the side of slapnuts's head but slapnuts sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
slapnuts slips a jab and a cross from Rogers.
Rogers jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Rogers lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Rogers just misses with a punch to the body.
A punch combination from Rogers misses.
Rogers throws the left hand but slapnuts avoids the punch easily.
Rogers misses with a double jab.
Rogers cracks slapnuts with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! slapnuts looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Rogers finish him?

slapnuts is rocked!
slapnuts defending well as Rogers loads up on a big left hand.
Rogers throws a hook but slapnuts blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rogers looks to land a left hand but slapnuts moved out of range nicely.
Rogers swings and misses with a hook to the body.
slapnuts displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Rogers throws out the jab.
Duncan Rogers is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
slapnuts checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Rogers lands a nice hook to slapnuts's body. slapnuts takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Rogers lands with a right hand.
Rogers throws a head kick but slapnuts moves out of range.
Rogers throws a series of punches but slapnuts moves out of range.
Rogers misses with a looping right.
Rogers misses with the combination.
Rogers misses with the combination.
slapnuts lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Rogers circles away quickly and effectively.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice body kick from Rogers.
slapnuts looks gassed!
Rogers throws out a loose jab but slapnuts uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rogers lands a jab-cross combination.

That has opened up jabronee slapnuts's cut even more.
This has been an exciting period of action!
slapnuts takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Rogers misses with a double jab
and slapnuts counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Rogers throws an overhand right that lands on slapnuts's shoulder, as slapnuts tries to avoid the shot.
Rogers misses with an uppercut.
Rogers tries to land a body kick
and slapnuts counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
slapnuts is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Rogers fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Rogers lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Rogers throws a right and a left that both miss.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rogers throws a jab but it's blocked by slapnuts.
Rogers throws a jab but it's blocked by slapnuts.
Rogers misses the shot to the body.
Rogers throws a right hand that slapnuts ducks under and follows up with a left that slapnuts also avoids with ease.
Rogers misses with a looping right.
slapnuts lands a jab to Rogers's midsection.
Rogers needs to keep his hands up - slapnuts had a free shot at his head there.

It looks like Duncan Rogers has been cut.
slapnuts fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rogers manages to avoid it.
Rogers throws a hook but slapnuts avoids it easily.
slapnuts scores with a crisp jab that stopped Rogers in his tracks.
Rogers throws a combination but it was largely blocked by slapnuts.
slapnuts works over Rogers's head and body with a nice combination.
Duncan Rogers seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from slapnuts.
slapnuts just misses with a punch to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Rogers misses the target.
slapnuts cracks the inside of Rogers's front leg.
Rogers looks to land a left hand but slapnuts moved out of range nicely.
Rogers throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
slapnuts throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Rogers throws a left and a right that both miss
and slapnuts counters with a nice body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
slapnuts fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
slapnuts cracks Rogers with an open hand slap.
Rogers throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and slapnuts counters with a lovely straight right hand!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Duncan Rogers dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Rogers fails to land with a series of punches.
Duncan Rogers is winning the standup battle so far.
slapnuts ducks right into an uppercut from Rogers.
Rogers swinging wilding here.
Rogers takes a body punch but keeps moving.
slapnuts ducks under a wild hook from Rogers.
Rogers misses with the combination.
slapnuts misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Rogers falls off balance throwing a combination
and slapnuts counters with a nice body shot.
Rogers keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Rogers throws out a loose jab but slapnuts uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A slow jab from Rogers misses its intended target.
Rogers misses with a kick to the body
and slapnuts counters with a right hand to the body.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from slapnuts.
Rogers swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and slapnuts counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
slapnuts is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Rogers rather than just go for the knockout.
slapnuts fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rogers manages to avoid it.
Rogers misses with a combination
and slapnuts counters with a three punch combo that has Rogers backing up. Rogers nods at slapnuts to acknowledge the strikes.
slapnuts changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
The fighters circling - Rogers throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Rogers throws a leg kick but slapnuts sees it coming and checks it nicely.
slapnuts throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Rogers is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Rogers's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Rogers swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
slapnuts takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Rogers misses with a hook. slapnuts ducked under it nicely.
Rogers misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from slapnuts.
Rogers displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Rogers swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and slapnuts counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
slapnuts fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Duncan Rogers has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of jabronee slapnuts.
Rogers misses with a body shot.
Rogers throws an overhand right that lands on slapnuts's shoulder, as slapnuts tries to avoid the shot.
Rogers pivots, looking for a leg kick but slapnuts is out of range and Rogers settles back down.
slapnuts misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rogers.
slapnuts throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Rogers.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rogers works slapnuts's body with a nice hook.
Rogers scores with a nice head shot.
Rogers connects with the punch.
slapnuts moves away from the strike by Rogers.
Rogers misses with a double jab
and slapnuts counters with a right hand to the body.
slapnuts throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Rogers keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Rogers throws a one two combo.
Rogers misses with a two punch combination.
Duncan Rogers is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
slapnuts throws a body punch but Rogers moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rogers digs a good hook to slapnuts's body.
A slow jab from Rogers misses its intended target.
Rogers throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and slapnuts counters with a left to the body.

slapnuts feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
slapnuts trying to control but Rogers is working from the bottom.
slapnuts is pushing down on Rogers's leg trying to pass to half guard. Rogers is fighting to maintain full guard but slapnuts has managed to sneak the leg through.
Rogers tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
slapnuts works his way into side control.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Rogers can't do much from the bottom here.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Rogers is trying to improve his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but jabronee slapnuts will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Rogers tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but slapnuts was well out of range. Poor timing from Rogers.
Some wild striking there from Rogers.
Rogers throws out a loose jab but slapnuts uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rogers throws a lazy right hand but slapnuts sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Rogers throws a nice looking combination but slapnuts bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A combination from Rogers does no damage.
slapnuts slips a jab from Rogers.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rogers throws a hook to the side of slapnuts's head but slapnuts sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

slapnuts shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
slapnuts forces his way into half guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Rogers misses with some strikes from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
slapnuts passes to full mount!
BOOM! slapnuts connects with a massive shot to the dome!

slapnuts looking for a guillotine from mount but Rogers is having none of it.
Rogers is working to get back to half guard.
slapnuts lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Rogers hang on?
Rogers gets back to half guard.
Rogers is concentrating on defense, preventing slapnuts from advancing position.
slapnuts passes to full mount!

slapnuts is standing up out of mount! Strange tactic there - he must really want this one on the feet!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
slapnuts keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Rogers.
slapnuts takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
No luck for slapnuts with that takedown attempt.
Rogers falls off balance throwing a combination

and slapnuts counters with a nice double leg into side control. Rogers won't be happy with that.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

slapnuts is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Rogers has escaped the position, nice work there.
Rogers tries to bench press slapnuts off him but slapnuts keeps the position.

slapnuts is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Rogers knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Rogers might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Rogers sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rogers slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Rogers bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in slapnuts's guard.

Rogers drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Rogers jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Rogers throws a strike but slapnuts rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
slapnuts tries to free his leg and advance position but Rogers is retaining full guard.
Rogers thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
Rogers trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Rogers looking for a sweep. Not yet Rogers, not yet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
slapnuts throwing strikes from guard but Rogers blocks nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
slapnuts passes into half guard.

slapnuts wants to work for an arm triangle but Rogers is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Rogers works his way to full guard. Good work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Rogers throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
slapnuts wants to pass the guard but Rogers is keeping the position.
Rogers manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
slapnuts tries to hold on but Rogers postures up.

And that's the end of the fight!
jabronee slapnuts comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think slapnuts has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 28:29
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 28:29
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... jabronee slapnuts!