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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Agent 47 (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Uncle Creepy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Agent 47 is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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155 lbs
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
20 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Agent 47!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Uncle Creepy!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Gwen Towbar and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
47 defending well as Creepy loads up on a big left hand.
47 moves out of range as Creepy strikes.
47 connects with the punch.
47 throws an off balance right hand
and Creepy counters with a straight right hand.
47 throws a front kick that sends Creepy stumbling back into the cage.
47 misses with a body shot.
Creepy misses with a looping right.
47 tries to counter with a takedown but Creepy is quick to defend against it.
Creepy on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by 47. 47 obviously looking to wear him down.
47 feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Creepy's calf.
An inside leg kick from 47 misses.
No luck with that takedown attempt from 47.
Creepy feints the counter takedown.
Creepy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but 47 moves away.
47 throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Creepy stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Creepy takes a body punch but keeps moving.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice uppercut there from Creepy.
47 goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
47 pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A slapping leg kick lands for Creepy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from 47.
A looping hook to the body misses from Creepy. 47 does a little dance to reset his feet.
47 tries to counter with a takedown but Creepy is quick to defend against it.
No joy there for Creepy, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
47 throws a push kick but Creepy slaps the foot to one side.
47 takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
47 scores with a shot to the body.
47 rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Creepy counters with a takedown into side control.
47 defending against the ground and pound.
47 tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Creepy wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
47 manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Creepy tries to kick 47 off but 47 keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
47 sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Creepy defending well though.
47 thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
47 will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
47 is pressing down on Creepy's thigh, looking to free his foot. Creepy is holding on for now.
47 wants to lay and pray for a moment but Creepy keeps working.
Creepy is trying to stand back up but 47 is controlling him
47 is pressing down on Creepy's thigh, looking to free his foot. Creepy is holding on for now.
Creepy pushes 47 off and gets back to his feet.
47 fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Creepy misses with a straight left.
Creepy jabs at 47's body.
Uncle Creepy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fighters circling - Creepy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
47 throws a looping overhand right but Creepy ducks down to avoid it.
Creepy takes one on the chin but seems OK.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
47 fails to land with a series of punches.
Agent 47 seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Creepy misses with a looping left.
47 throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Creepy swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Creepy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Creepy lands a nice looking body shot.
47 shoots in for a takedown but Creepy shows good takedown defense.
Creepy throws a lazy right hand but 47 sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Creepy connects with a body shot.
47 throws a leg kick which misses Creepy's front leg but catches the back leg as Creepy tries to avoid it.
47 misses the shot to the body.
Creepy throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Creepy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by 47.
47 attempts a counter takedown but Creepy avoids it well and moves away.
47 ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A clash of legs there as 47 blocks the low kick.
47 bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Creepy's head backwards.
Creepy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from 47.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts 47, as that shot connected.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Creepy avoids a kick to the body.
Creepy swings away with a leg kick that misses.
47 misses with a few strikes there.
Creepy changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Creepy throws an overhand right that lands on 47's shoulder, as 47 tries to avoid the shot.
Danga de danga de dang - 47 scores with a four punch combination!
Creepy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but 47 manages to avoid it.
47 attempts a counter takedown but Creepy avoids it well and moves away.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by 47.
47 lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Creepy scores with a jab. 47 acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
47 looks to score with a jab to the body but Creepy is just out of range.
Creepy scores with a shot to the body.
47 blocks a jab.
47 swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
47 slips a straight right by Creepy.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
47 cracks Creepy with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Creepy throws a leg kick which misses 47's front leg but catches the back leg as 47 tries to avoid it.
47 scores with the left hand. Creepy knows he should have avoided that one.
A bone on bone clash there as Creepy blocks the leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Agent 47 will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
A cross from Creepy lands.
47 uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Creepy.
47 is looking for a counter combo.
Creepy fails with an attempt to clinch.
Creepy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. 47 sees it coming and avoids it easily.
47 is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Creepy fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
47 will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Creepy with the counter takedown but 47 avoids it easily.
Creepy moves out of range of the body kick.
47 takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Creepy throws a nice looking combination but 47 bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Creepy takes one to the chin there.
47 goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
47 shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
47 wants to work for an arm triangle but Creepy is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
47 prevents Creepy from standing back up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Creepy is refusing to be controlled, as 47 sits in half guard.
47 looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Creepy with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
47 thows a huge punch but Creepy dodges it nicely.
47 trying to control from Creepy's half guard. Creepy has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Creepy has his feet on 47's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
A combination from 47 does no damage.
Creepy misses the shot to the body.
47 misses with a wild body shot.
It looks like 47 has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
47 is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Creepy.
47 moves out of range of the strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Creepy tried to score with a low kick but 47 checks it.
Agent 47 is winning the standup battle so far.
Nice jab there from Creepy.
47 steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Creepy.
Creepy tries to move into range but 47 moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
A punch lands to the side of Creepy 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
47 throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
47 checks a leg kick.
47 shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
47 throws a leg kick but Creepy checks it.
47 works Creepy's body with a nice hook.
A jab lands there for Creepy.
47 cracks Creepy with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A leg kick checked by 47.
47 misses with a hook to the body
and Creepy counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Creepy tries to land a leg kick but 47 saw it coming and moves away.
Creepy lands a slapping body shot.
Creepy has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from 47.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Creepy connects with a jab.
47 is looking to land body kicks.
47 is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
47 cracks Creepy with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
47 tried to score with a low kick but Creepy checks it.
47 shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Creepy sprawls well. Creepy wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. 47 gets slowly back to his feet.
Creepy misses with a body shot.
47 tests Creepy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Creepy throws a quick inside leg kick.
Creepy slips a straight right by 47.
47 misses with a wild body shot.
Creepy cracks 47 with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
47 throws a right and a left that Creepy avoids nicely.
Creepy misses with an uppercut. 47 saw that one coming.
Creepy fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt 47.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Creepy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. 47 sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Creepy wants to clinch up but 47 keeps it at a distance.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A bone on bone clash there as 47 blocks the leg kick.
Creepy doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
47 is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Creepy.
Creepy takes a swing at 47's ribcage but misses.
Creepy lands a jab to 47's midsection.
A nice leg kick lands there from Creepy.
Creepy walks into a straight right hand from 47.
Creepy thows a body kick. 47 tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Creepy moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Creepy slips under a jab.
47 looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Creepy ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
An inside leg kick lands from Creepy.
47 steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Creepy.
47 half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Creepy bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps 47's head backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Uncle Creepy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Creepy throws a leg kick which misses 47's front leg but catches the back leg as 47 tries to avoid it.
Creepy thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on 47 if he has to take too many more of those.
47 moves out of range of the body kick from Creepy.
Creepy jabs at 47's body.
A big right from Creepy misses.
47 swings for the body but Creepy moves out of range.
47 ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Creepy takes a body punch but keeps moving.
47 looks to land a combination but Creepy avoids it well.
47 bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
47 misses with a two punch combination.
Creepy is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
47 fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Creepy throws a nice outside leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A lazy left from Creepy finds it's target.
47 lands with an uppercut that bounces Creepy off the cage and back into range.
Creepy throws a big shot that misses.
47 appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Creepy misses with a body shot.
Creepy slips a jab from 47.
47's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Creepy connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! 47 scrambles back to his feet.
47 wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Creepy moves out of range as 47 throws a body kick.
Creepy connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between 47's hands.
47 shoots in looking for a takedown. Creepy tries to sprawl out of it but 47 keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Creepy manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Creepy misses with a wild body shot.
47 throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Creepy counters with a lovely shot to the body.
47 fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Creepy manages to avoid it.
47 waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Creepy.
Creepy throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Creepy fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. 47 looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A nice leg kick lands there from Creepy.
47 is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
47 cracks Creepy with a good jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
47 misses with a low kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Creepy throws a nice looking combination but 47 bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
47 takes a swing at Creepy's ribcage but misses.
47 ducks under a wild hook from Creepy.
47 appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
47 misses the shot to the body.
Creepy lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Creepy dodges the punch combination from 47.
47 swinging wildly here.
47 moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Creepy connects with a right hand. 47 shakes it off.
Creepy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
47 walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Creepy checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A swing and a miss from 47.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Creepy lands a jab to 47's midsection.
47 checks a leg kick.
47 misses with the combination.
Creepy was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Creepy takes a jab right on the kisser.
Creepy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by 47.
A decent looking body kick lands there for 47.
47 feints and then cracks Creepy's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Creepy down.
Creepy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
47 throws a head kick but Creepy moves out of range.
47 throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
47 throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Creepy was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Creepy misses with a kick to the body.
47 loads up on a big right hand but Creepy slips the punch.
Creepy follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Creepy lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
47 throws a wild body kick that Creepy sees coming a mile off.
Creepy lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Creepy lands a body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A jab from 47 misses.
Creepy misses with a low kick as 47 jumps back.
47 looks to land a right hand but Creepy moved out of range.
Creepy throws a good cross that connects.
Creepy misses with a wild body shot.
47 wants to slow Creepy down by chopping away at his legs.
47 swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Creepy scores with a leg kick.
47 uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Creepy.
47 wants to slow Creepy down by chopping away at his legs.
Creepy looks to land a left hand but 47 moved out of range nicely.
Creepy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. 47 sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Creepy stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
47 shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
47 is rocked!
And that's the end of the fight!
Uncle Creepy comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Creepy has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 28:29
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 28:29
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Uncle Creepy!
After winning the bout, Uncle Creepy thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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