PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Moses Kippo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kippo has chosen Killing Time as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Cartman
vs
Kippo

170 cm
22
190 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

188 cm
23
195 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Intelligent

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Moses Kippo!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Taro Takaoka and Sosuke Kotani.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jab, jab by Kippo - just one landing.
Kippo throws a right hand that Cartman ducks under and follows up with a left that Cartman also avoids with ease.
Cartman is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Kippo swats away the attempt to clinch by Cartman.
Cartman shoots for a double leg takedown but Kippo sprawls well. He's pushed Cartman's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Nice sprawl there from Kippo as Cartman shoots in.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Cartman.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eric Cartman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cartman tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Kippo swivels and escapes.
Kippo will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

Cartman drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.

Kippo kicks Cartman off and gets to his feet.
Cartman misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Kippo scores with a jab to the jaw.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kippo throws a jab when Cartman was well out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kippo stuffs the takedown attempt from Cartman. Cartman gets slowly back to his feet.
Cartman fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Cartman takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Cartman is breathing heavily.
Kippo looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Nice jab there from Kippo.
Cartman fails to land the takedown.
Kippo pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Kippo lands an uppercut, right on the button! Cartman tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Moses Kippo!