PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Petro Poroshenko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chip Chocolate (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chocolate has chosen Cookie Dance as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Poroshenko
vs
Chocolate

190 cm
28
265 lbs
14 - 5 - 0

194 cm
23
270 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Hellbent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Petro Poroshenko!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Chip Chocolate!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Tiny Johnson and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chocolate misses with a takedown
and Chocolate takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Chocolate throws a looping overhand right but Poroshenko ducks down to avoid it.
Poroshenko misses with a takedown attempt - Chocolate sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Chocolate swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Chocolate throws a lazy uppercut
and Poroshenko counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Poroshenko moves out of range of the strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Poroshenko circles away from the clinch attempt
and Poroshenko counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Chocolate missing with a left hand there. Poroshenko was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chocolate throws a right hand that misses
and Poroshenko counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Good standup being displayed there by Chocolate as he connects with a hook.
We've been hearing reports that Poroshenko has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Chocolate misses with an uppercut. Poroshenko saw that one coming.
An attempted straight right counter from Poroshenko misses the target.
A swing and a miss from Chocolate.
Chocolate uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Poroshenko has time to react.

It looks like Petro Poroshenko has been cut.
Poroshenko ducks under a wild hook from Chocolate.
Chocolate throws a hook but Poroshenko avoids it easily.
Poroshenko seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Chocolate misses with a lunging right hand

and Poroshenko counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Poroshenko prevents Chocolate from improving his position.
Poroshenko missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Poroshenko passes to full mount!
Chocolate tries to hold on but Poroshenko postures up.
Poroshenko fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!

It looks like Chip Chocolate has been cut.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Poroshenko can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Chocolate is looking to escape.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Chocolate holds on to Poroshenko as tight as he can, avoiding damage.
Poroshenko is in full mount looking to finish with strikes. He lands a big shot, followed by another and Chocolate goes limp! The ref jumps in to end the fight - a big win for Poroshenko!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Petro Poroshenko!
Chip Chocolate spoke after the fight, saying 'I'm gonna take this loss with a grain of salt, or a grain of sugar, and put it in a cookie, and eat it.'.